You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:30 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you once loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then re-post this

My name is Corey. I am new to the area and trying to make new friends. so if you want that i'm definitely game. I am also looking to find that someone special. They have to be pretty understanding about my situation and willing to be by my side as I get back on my feet. I ask for no help. just morale support. :D Other than that I am not particular as to the women. I'd say under 45. Race, looks, material things mean nothing to me. so don't be afraid of that. I have posted a picture of myself. If you want email me. and maybe we'll hook up a phone number. :D

hi looking to please a women this morning in all ways. too zero five. five four 0. twenty-three fourty-one. I will make it worth ur wild, all ages and races welcome.

Hey, I'm a laidback guy. I've paid for a beach trip to Panama city the 19 thru the 27 of September, the person I was taking backed out at the last minute. But anyways I'm looking for a someone who wants to go and have a amazing time, everything is paid for already. If you are interested in going send me an email so we can get to know each other please put Beach in the subject line so I know your real. Please send pics....thanks

Honestly, I'm surprised if there's anyone still reading. This is Alabama after all, and admitting that you don't believe in god around here gets roughly the same reaction as saying "Hey guys! I'm a hockey mask wearing axe murderer!"(I am not a hockey mask wearing axe murderer-or any other kind of murderer for that matter, btw). Now that that's all out of the way...

I'm getting older, and the days are getting shorter lately. I'd love to meet someone to spend some cool autumn nights with, and maybe more. I don't really have any expectations. I'm past the "love-em and leave-em" stage in my life, and I really want to meet someone who I really connect with I want a woman who likes going out with friends, but also enjoys quiet nights on the couch watching cheesy movies and cuddling(Ugh. that was probably the least manly thing I've ever written. If we meet, and end up getting along, you must promise that you will never tell my friends that I ever wrote anything so...mushy). I want someone who would be as happy spending a few hours in Barnes and Noble as she would hiking a few miles. I suppose this might be too much to ask, but a guy can dream, can't he?

Other pertinent info about me:
I don't smoke, but I don't mind it.
I'm employed.
Totally not married or anything like that
I like beer, but don't really like being drunk
I like smoking pot occasionally
I can admit to being wrong...usually
I don't smell bad


I know by now you're like "Yeah, yeah, all that sounds nice, but what about looks? They totally count, right?" I agree. I'd put a pic of myself up, but I'm kinda freaked out that someone from work would see it and it would make for an awkward morning. I promise I'm not really ugly. I'm no (insert sexy celebrity dude here), but it's not like I scare children when I walk down the street. I'll send you a pic when/if you respond and you can judge for yourself. As for what I'm looking for physically...I'm a fan of women with curves, but I am pretty active/outdoorsy, so if you get out of breath after climbing a couple flight of steps, we're probably not a great match.Aside from that, I'm pretty open. I'm very sapiosexual (google it. I promise it isn't anything remotely gross) too.

So, um, if you've made it this far, and you're interest is piqued, Send me an email. At the very least, you'll have a funny story to tell the next time someone asks you "Have you ever responded to an ad on craigslist? Put your favorite restaurant in the subject line so I know you're real( and I have a heads up on where to take you on our 1st date,lol) Oh, and extra points if you know what's depicted in the following pic:

Hi ladies....thanks for the responses but I'm honest to say that I'm particular when it comes to sex. There has to be a physical attraction there and I don't run up in any and every thing. I'm a SBM living in the eastern outskirts of Birmingham. My pics already show you how I look so please don't hit me up unless you have pics as well. If not, don't expect a response because you'll be wasting time. Every woman who writes me will be responded to....but understand that does NOT mean we will hook up. If you like what you see, then hit me up and when you do...have something interesting to say and see when doing so. I ask that you be disease and drug free since I am so until then, be sweet, stay safe and let's get something up.

I am looking for a widowed or divorced lady with a child or two in the age range of around 8yo. I have a daughter that is needing some companionship with other children. I am divorced (2years) and have her almost every weekend. I am 50yo and wouldn't mind a little company myself. No strings attached just see where it goes. We can meet at park and give the children a change to get acquainted and see if they hit it off. This may sound a little crazy but i really don't know how else to do this. I am white, 50yo, 190lb. average build in good shape? Just testing the water and trying to retain my sanity? Thanks for reading...

This is not a game nor is it spam. I'm an educated, mature SBM seeking much older white female for a special friendship or relationship. I've always been attracted to very mature women, especially when they look 10 years younger than their age. I really don't have the time or patience for immaturity. I'm ok with something short term, however I"m very interested in a long term special friendship or relationship. Please be receptive to the fact I’m not White, so if you want to meet discretely it’s acceptable. I am professional man with no criminal past, no drug use, gainfully employed, non smoker and only a light social drinker. If you don't have the time to invest in a little private one on one time with a man, please do not respond to this ad. I'm willing to drive to Birmingham for the right woman. Please repond with No Games in subject line.

Hiya. 31 y/o white male. Muscular build with brown hair and eyes. Seeking hot white females 20-35 that are height and weight proportionate with similar fitness interests. Shoot me a response and can go from there. Put "New" in subject so I can filter through the spammers. Thanks.

Hi my name is Ben and I am 19. I enjoy the outdoors mostly hunting and fishing. I also enjoy football season. I am looking for a good girl that wants to have a good time. If interested call or text one-two-five-six-six-one-two-two-nine-four-five. Thanks

hello im jd im new in town i work 50 hrs a week at a shop and would like someone to talk 2 and git to know mabe for a relationship down the road im not picky i like all people just be clean . im 6ft4in 200 lbs and very healthy also im full of stamina lol
;p im a hopless romantic i love to have a woman to woo lol if u want a dirty pic just ask but id rather start slow but who knows mabe ill find the one sooner rather than later
well if ur serious just put "Nirvana" in the subject line well hope to here from u soon

I'm 32, single white female that is d/d free, clean, very safe, discrete, neatly shaven, and lots of fun!! I enjoy what I do to the fullest so I'm not a clock watcher and do not rush you! PLEASE ONLY REPLY IF YOUR SERIOUS, MATURE, AND RESPECTFUL!!

A translanted Boston gentleman has been seaching for one nice lady since his arrival in January. Im 6' 200 financially and emotionally secure, well dressed always and not s couch potato. Very easy going and very little bothers me, great sense of humor and very respectful of others, Not a drunk, a druggie or live in mommy's basement. Enjoy all activities and would like ot find that one lady to share and enjoy all life has to offer.
I am hopefully looking ot meet someoen that is interested in the possibility of a long temr relationship down the road.

What do I seek=Not looking for perfection as im not perfect myself-just looking for whats perfect for me

Are you honest, caring and not into drama or games? Do you take pride in your apprearence? Are your active? Are you 45-59?

If you are interested please add the word Lady to your subject line this eliminates all the spam

thank you

Do you consider yourself shy or introverted? Are you looking for a short/long term sexual relationship, but have been too shy to approach guys or too self conscious to do so? Weight, age, marital status, and race are not important to me. Reply back to me with "Shy" in the subject, so I know you are real. I am over 6ft tall, white, and looking for a woman like you.

Brown hair, blue eyes, 170 lbs. Would like to take a lady out for a dinner or talk whatever

Any ladies out there that can truely appreciate a good man.White male, 5'11", 160lbs, Blonde, blue eyes, athletic build.....Very, Honest, loyal, moral and family oriented........Have a wonderful 12yr old son, who lives with me. He is a trooper!!!!!!!!!!! 7 months out of a 6 yr relationship and ready to get back on track.....Friends first!!!!!!!!!!!!!Looking for someone with similar qualities and spiritual love for self and others....Mutal respect is a must..............!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not comfortable posting a pic for the whole world but respond and I will email one to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you tired of your non existent or boring sex life? Are you tired of wham bam thank you ma'am or Mr.Five Minute Man? Do you fantasize about types of sex that you have never had or something sexual that you have done that you miss. Do you fantasize about erotic and stimulating foreplay? Do you enjoy being the naughty girl?

I am a single, divorced white male in Shelby County. Late 40's, dbrown hair and tall (6ft4 225lbs) I am as laid back as they come, told that I am funny and attractive but I do have a devilish dominate sexual side.

I am looking for a attractive, successful, funny, strong women that loves being a submissive sexually slut. You set the limits while I try to expand them. You're the boss because you do set these limits but I am the one in control of you with respects to your limits. I love spanking, blindfolding, tying, handcuffing, toys etc. and using my sub sexually. This is one of the most erotic and stimulating sexual experiences that you will ever have. If you have already done something like this you already know.

I prefer someone that is 40 or older where there is a mutual attraction and chemistry.

Hey baby, come take a walk on the wild side.

If you respond to my post please change the email Subject to: Walk on the wild side. That lets me know what is real and what is a spam reply.

I seek that open minded special, average to above average attractive southern belle who is receptive to an interracial relationship with an upstanding single black man. I am moderate to conservative by nature, but open to taking a calculated risk on an interracial relationship. I want to hear that sweet southern drawl, the one that has the matching sweet personality. Maybe you are very thin, maybe you are 40lbs over your desired weight, but you always conduct yourself accordingly. This could be a short term relationship, however I would prefer something long term. Please respond with a pic and with sencerity at heart.

Hi bottys. I am looking for a bot girl. You know the type. The bot girls that always reply to Craigslist ads and pretend that they are real.

I am looking for a bot girl for fun and games. Someone that is cute, clean, well oiled and shiny. Don't want no dull bot gal.

Please only reply if you have a very stupid email address. You know which ones I a talking about. Adresses similar to these: micaelablomgrenlc853a0 at yahoo.com, zhjbfwilson at yahoo.com, chauyfx975 at yahoo.com,
borrero.danicas0v at hotmail.com, mcelhineysook055 at hotmail.com, bernadettematthews883 at yahoo.com, juliojardothmoi at hotmail.com, easylove at maildset.com etc...etc...It's even better when the pictures you send (that I never open) have stupid file names with a lot of x's and o's in them and are about 50 characters long.

What I really like is when I ask you to put something specific in the subject heading like " Valleydale road or HY280" you don't do that. You replay with " Hi, Your Ad, Hey you, I live near you etc...etc".

I wouldn't mind finding a gal. Especially one that is close like Valleydale Road or HY280. Really like to find one that is clever, cute, older, wiser and smarter than a 5th grader. Hey That would be a great subject matter for a real women to send a reply with. Smarter than a 5th grader in the Subject: I guess you bots just can't figure that out. Do bots even like tall darked men?

I am a tall, sexually dominate, safe , clean, single, available and attractive white male that is seeking a shapely, busty, willing and mature (35 and up) BBW for fun. Preferably a intelligent women that enjoys good clean yet kinky sex to relive the stress and tension in her life. Chemistry is a must and discretion is assured.

Reply with " all night long" in the subject heading of the email so I can weed out spam. A picture is not required at this time but one will be needed if we decide to meet.