I'm a single parent and don't have time to go out looking for somebody by the end of the evening. I don't expect anything except for consideration and your attention. I am athletic body type, tall and have been told by my mom that I am handsome. lol Always the optimist and a true Leo at heart. My interest are very broad and I can be a homebody too just depends on the mood of the day. ;) If you would like to call me just send and email and I will give you my number. ;)


Robert,

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Hey how's it goin I'm looking for the right person I'm tired of relationships leading to no where. About myself I love the outdoors I go camping all the time I love kids but don't have any of my own I have a great sense of humor but can still be seriouse, real easy going people person. Any other questions just ask. Send me a message and tell me about yourself

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nerd in search of other nerd to:
1. overclock my processor
2. make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
3. defragment my life

Let's meet somewhere. . . you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod

hugs

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ladies....staying at harris ranch on Friday......any curvy lady want to meet me there?????

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Welcome ladies,


So I keep hearing how women just want someone who is honest and open. Well you better strap yourself down cause this will probably be the most honest post you have read in some time. You know, other than the avalanche of email snagging posts and the thousands of guys who put three lines and want you to send them a cell phone pic of your tits.
Anyhow, on with the show.

A little about me, shall we?
32 years old, published author, own my own car, caring, sensitive, family oriented, no kids of my own, but I love kids, no wife or ex wife, never been tried in a court of law, no felonies, no drug addictions, etc. etc.

Sounds good so far eh? Yea I shine on paper but let's go a little deeper and see what we can discover before you propose marriage via email.

My Twenties are gone, all I have to look forward to now is graying hair or loss of hair whichever comes first. The body is no longer working towards a goal but instead flying as far south as it can, to conserve heat I suppose. Which means for some ef'd up reason I keep gaining weight like some Grizzly bear preparing for hibernation.

Published Author is a bit of a stretch since I did all the work and self published on lulu where they don't print anything unless it's paid for. A six year old could do it.

The car I own was bought and fixed up by my father who got tired of dragging me all over town in the search of employment. Oh I still owe him for it as well as live with him and my grandmother.

I may be caring but I am also extremely greedy and if there is something I want that you are adamantly against chances are I am going to throw your concerns to the wind and do it anyway, hoping that a Walgreens card will make up for it later.

I am extremely sensitive, as well as packed full of anxiety disorders and probably a truck load of mental health problems. I am very sensitive about my own net worth and hope to win the lottery sometime soon.

I am family oriented in the fact that I live with my family and rely on them to help me get by.

I have no kids of my own that I am aware of though there have been some questionable times in the past and I am sure someday someone will probably knock on the door and tell me I am their father.

Never married due to the fact that I have never been in a relationship that lasted longer than say three months, before they got so tired of my lack of enthusiasm they left the house and sent me an email saying it was over and to pack up. Either that or I run away as quick as I can because I have commitment issues from some childhood trauma or what not.

I do love kids and chances are I will probably spend more time with your kids than with you to the point that you start to feel neglected, even though it was cute to begin with.

Been arrested but never tried and most of the time I just got away scot free because we were sneaky kids and never got caught doing horrible stuff.

Have a few health problems which have me chewing Vicodin like skittles in the hopes of alleviating pain but to no effect. Not a fan of street drugs though so hey that's a plus.

Hey where are you going? We aren't done yet, come back. . .

Ok so well that is a good starting point for me, there is plenty more if you're still conscious and or willing.

So a wee bit about what I am looking for.

Must be female. Sorry guys, I know I come across as the perfect male save me project but I'm just not into nor interested.
Hmm. What else do I require in a companion? I uh, hrmm. . . You should probably be able to breathe on your own without help from an Iron Lung or something and I guess that is about it. Race, Creed, Religion are all open as well as bra size.

So who's with me still?

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im a single male (obvious) lol,im hispanic looking to find "love" and try to build a relationship im 6ft tall light brown black hair and brown eyes if your interested maybe we could date...email me

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Just looking to lick your pussy today.I am very easy going and can host.Size or race doesnt matter.No reciprocation needed.But would be appreciated. Send contact info an a little info about yourself AN maybe a pic if you want to recieve one in return..I am white,hwp and std free.Let me please you. Put.... LICKMEOHPLEASE... in the headline so i know ur for real..

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Looking for a sweet an friendly BBW that would love to be please to the fullest...I like licking your pussy an giving you a great fucking...Dont care of your situation...its your secret an i am very discreet.SOOO NO WORRY....Lets have fun...I am white..single...an can host...Send me a PIC...CONTACT number to verify your a lady an stats.....No endless emails please...I am available daytime or nites...........ANY race an legal age....Put in the heading....LETSHAVEFUN50 so i can avoid spammers...I will delete replys without that in heading....

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I am looking for a BBW or married women or unhappy with your situation an need a friend an good sex buddy..I like to lick pussy an i am long lasting in bed..I am clean an std free..Looking for an easy going lady to come over an give each other pleasure.Send stats,,contact number an pic...My stats are,,muscular,,white an height an weight proportionate...I am single an can host...Please send a contact number to verify your a lady...Put,,, PLEASE ME PLEASE..,,,in the headline so i can weed out spam.

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Keeping it simple....I am wanting to have fun in bed with a pregnant lady..I am very easy going an non pushy.I am very clean an std free...White an single,so i can host an keep your little secret.....Put ...COULDUSEYOU..... in the headline...Please no endless emails...Send your stats an pic an contact info...No texting............

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Looking for a younger lady to have some playful intimate fun with...Be between 18 an 36 an easy going an friendly...I am single an can host...I am white,,muscular an very clean friendly guy,,.Send a contact number to verify your a lady an also serious in wanting to play...Pic an stats also.....Put,,,, I AM LEGAL AGE,,, in the heading so i can delete spam...NO PAY FOR PLAY LADYS NEED APPLY,..................................................................

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looking for a woman that deserves and in need of some time off for a getaway to las vegas with me for a weekend of mar. 29th ... looking for a companion with girlfriend experience.
spend quality time having dinner, drinks, gambling, and intimacy. possible an every month thing if we enjoy each other. race, color, and age is not an issue. must be fun and clean..
more details if you are serious,,

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Hi, im 26 yrs. old, 6ft. tall, and weigh about 190. Im good looking, funny, and can hold a conversation. Im well educated and run my own business. Like the title says, im looking for someone with a big behind. Please be disease free. If your interested, either email me back or text me at seven seven eight five 2 five 2. Thanks

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Single Black Male Looking for Cute BBW for friendship and more.

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WHAT IF? !...... SUPPOSE YOU MET ME ON THE STREET AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A SECOND THOUGHT?.... OR VICE -VERSA? WHAT IF, IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS, WE WERE DESTINED TO MEET.?.... FALL MADLY IN LOVE, AND ONE OR THE OTHER OF US DIDN'T MAKE THAT FIRST CONTACT? WE COULD CAUSE ARMAGEDDON..... ARE YOU WILLING TO RISK THE UNIVERSE IMPLODING ON A FIRST IMPRESSION? OR A LITTLE SHYNESS? ............JUST KIDDING....
TRUTHFULLY I'M A NICE GUY, I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TWO TIMES PREVIOUS. I LIKE TO THINK OF THEM AS PRACTICE FOR THE RIGHT GIRL. SHOULD SHE EVER COME INTO MY LIFE. THROUGH WHATEVER MEDIUM. (SEEMS LIKE WHEN YOU STOP LOOKING IS WHEN IT USUALLY HAPPENS , FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS..)
I'M 43 YEARS OLD, I'M 6 FEET 1 INCH TALL WITH HAZEL EYES THAT CHANGE COLORS WITH MY MOODS , (or sometimes with what i'm wearing) I'M 235 POUNDS. I'VE GOT TWENTY MORE TO LOSE. WORKING ON IT........ I LOVE TO FISH, HUNT, CAMP, BOATING, I LOVE MOVIES, MUSIC(I SING AND WRITE COUNTRY MUSIC)COOKING, I LOVE CHILDREN AND GET ALONG GREAT WITH MOST OF EM. I LOVE TO WORK WITH MY HANDS. (I CAN FIX ALMOST ANYTHING. AND AIN'T AFRAID TO TRY EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE A FRIGGIN CLUE) I'VE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL DRIVER FOR THE PAST TWENTY FIVE YEARS. BEEN ALL OVER THIS GREAT LAND OF OURS.
MY IDEAL PARTNER: I GUESS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. OR WHAT COLOR HER SKIN IS. OR HER HAIR. ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE HAS A GREAT BIG HEART AND APPRECIATES BEING WANTED, NEEDED AND RESPECTED. SHOWS THAT APPRECIATION ,BY TAKING GOOD CARE OF HERSELF. AND OUR THINGS AS WELL. LOVES BEING TOUCHED BY SKILLED, KNOWING HANDS. MADE LOVE TO BY A GENTLE CARING AND GIVING MAN(who incidentally is very good at it. not boasting just stating a fact) .TALKED TO AND LISTENED TO BY SOMEONE WHO WOULD NEVER JUDGE YOU. AND IS ALWAYS ON YOUR SIDE. RIGHT OR WRONG.. . SOMEONE I CAN SHOW MY TENDER SIDE TO (i cry when i see children being born, or at sappy old tearjerker movies. so don't tease me about it...okay?) .I WANT SOMEONE WHO LOVES TO BE PAMPERED AND TAKEN CARE OF, BUT CAN AND DOES TAKE GOOD CARE OF A MAN. STANDS BESIDE HER MAN. AS WELL AS BEHIND HIM WHEN HE NEEDS THAT ALSO.
ISN'T AFRAID OF HER FEELINGS, ISN'T AFRAID TO ASK FOR WHAT SHE LIKES, OR NEEDS/WANTS..HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. CAN TAKE A JOKE. IS LIGHTHEARTED, KIND, GIVING,SWEET, PRETTY INSIDE IS A LOT MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN OUTSIDE. I'M ANYTHING BUT SHALLOW. BUT I LOVE BEAUTIFUL THINGS AS WELL. SO IF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE AS WELL I WON'T HOLD IT AGAINST YOU..LOL
DOES ANY OF THIS SOUND REMOTELY LIKE YOU? I'VE BEEN CHEATED ON AND LIED TO AND PLAYED WITH SO MUCH THAT I'M HIP TO MOST OF THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY. SO IF GAMES ARE WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT. PLEASE DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND SEARCH ELSEWHERE. MY POOR OLD HEART HAS ENOUGH SCARS. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING HURT OR HURTING ANYONE ELSE. LIFE IS SHORT. LOVE MAKES IT WORTH IT. MAKES IT MEAN MORE....THAN SPENDING IT ALONE. OR LONELY......
I BELIEVE THE RIGHT PERSON IS OUT HERE SOMEWHERE, LOOKING JUST AS HARD FOR ME AS I AM FOR HER.! PERHAPS THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY TO GO. I CERTAINLY HOPE SO. BUT THE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IS TO GIVE IT A TRY...RIGHT?
IF YOU'VE READ ALL OF THIS WITHOUT CALLING "BULLSHIT" THEN PERHAPS YOU ARE HER...LOL LET'S FIND OUT.......WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? BEING HAPPY?
I CAN BE REACHED AT SIX SIX ONE..EIGHT THREE THREE....EIGHT O THREE THREE. ASK FOR DARREN. LET'S FIND OUT IF I'M FULL OF IT OR NOT......TRUTHFULLY WHATS THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? WE MEET AT A PUBLIC PLACE. I BUY YOU A NICE CUP OF COFFEE. WE TALK AND REALIZE IT WOULD NEVER WORK. WE COULD NEVER BE MORE THAN FRIENDS. MY IDEAS ON THAT ARE PRETTY SIMPLE. "A STRANGER MIGHT BE A FRIEND YOU HAVEN'T MET YET" MY daddy always said.

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hey laidies im 27 mexica blk hair brwn eyes 220lbs.. i work alot so its hard to meet new people.. i like the lakers n raiders, shooting pool n watchin movies.. im laid back type of guy but like to stay busy n hav fun.... just lookin to meet someone that b real n honest... email me for more info if ur that girl

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Hey im 5'11 hispanic looking for a nice gurl to go out with clubbin err watch movies juss go out nd have fun to get to kno each other only gurls between 18 -25 well hmu send pic with msg please

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I am white,,single,,an can host..I am looking for one lady for day time sex..I like to meet around 7 to 8 mornings an play till 3 or 4 in the evening...Are whatever daytime hours is best for you...I love to please an you should also..No hang ups or drama..Dont need to know your business or personel relationship with anyone else..Thats your secret..I am very discreet. Any legal age...I like to relax an have a drink or two an also take brakes between sessions of good sex..Laugh,,smile,,joke around an just have some good fun at my place...Please if your really interested send a pic an stats...Also a way to contact you...No texting or public playing an no pay services need apply..Put .....soundslikefun51.....in the heading..

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Hi,

I am from Indianapolis. Might be moving here with work.
I am an average guy, 5-8 clean cut. I work in an engineering
field. If you are interested, let me know.

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Looking for a long term relationship with a real woman, not a nasty skinny chick, your pic gets mine, I'm 6ft2 220

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