Teach me?

• Location: LA
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So there is no spam or confusion reply with the word OK so that I know you're REALLY interested. No "OK" no response.
Also do not send me pictures of other people, things, art, body parts or objects. An actual face picture is just fine. No sunglasses pictures!

21+ Thank you!

Here goes...

Im tall, slim, browskin, intelligent, witty, humorous, responsible and love to cuddle.
I work, drive, live alone, no kids, not broke & not ugly.
Im fashionable and shop at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Macys, H&M, & Agent.
Im into acting, modeling, arts, and music.
Im usually watching, Mtv, Bet & Vh1 when I have time.
Im a healthy eater, dont smoke, and drink lightly.
I have my nerdy side & my street side, so if you're into the best of both worlds thats me.
I come from a diverse family of black, white, west indian & spanish people.
I've never discriminated against any race, color, or creed and adore woman that are themselves.
So I'm open to all, just dont be a wierdo and always remember to be yourself.
I dont want to talk to any female who thinks she's a celebrity, this is not reality t.v. this is real life.
I want to connect with woman who have their life together and just want to have fun and really get to know me.
So if you're reading this and it excites you please feel free to reply I'll be waiting.... Pictues are a Plus!!!

Now really how could you past up on this?
You're either intimidated or just lame.
Stop being prejudice and closeminded and enjoy life with someone exciting.
Dont sell your self short by falling into stereotypes.
Try something new for a change!

Talk to you soon!!!

• Location: PHL 2 LAX
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Ok, if you are married and unhappy and want to have some fun, then lets talk and see what happens.

• Location: Los Angeles
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...then you need to be my woman!

Let me start by telling you about me. Professionally, I'm a Real Estate Broker, Private Security Company owner, and I have graduated summa cum laude with my Associate of Science Degree in Business Administration: Computer Information Systems (June 2011). I am simultaneously attending law school, to earn my Juris Doctorate and become a criminal defense and civil/business litigation attorney, and California State University - Los Angeles to earn my Bachelor of Science in Business Administration: Information Systems. Yes, I'm an overachiever, that's because I have very high standards for myself, which means I will have the same expectations for the woman I choose to be with. My only source of envy and regret is that I am not you so that I can know and feel what its like to be with me! :-)

I am more than capable of dedicating the time necessary to cultivate a relationship with a woman who is equally capable of devoting her time and attention on me. I am very honest, sincere, considerate, and thoughtful. I enjoy quiet evening or solitary events with my significant other. Walks along the shore, picnics in the parks, private dinners, or just sitting watching the sun set is preferred over loud crowded event requiring the location of parking and standing in long lines.

Please allow me to tell you what I'm currently seeking as it relates to a woman. I'm interested in a romantic, dedicated, sincere, considerate, direct, spontaneous, affectionate, sexually aggressive woman whom is actively seeking a meaningful, serious, supportive, and monogamous relationship. A woman who does not take forever to make a simple decision regarding whether she's interested in someone or not, and who does not equate her interest in someone with how much money they spend on her or what hoops they jump in order to be with her. A woman that's genuinely interested in simply being my woman without the need for dating games, or ritualistic procedures! A woman who does not wait for the man to do or start everything. A woman who is fully capable of planning an event without sitting at home waiting for the man to do it. Race and age is not a determining factor.

Physically, my ideal woman is tall, extremely busty [34G and above would be ideal (just kidding, maybe)], kids optional, race open, long hair (whether you grew or bought it doesn't matter), and who is very, ridiculously, overly affectionate! I prefer a girly girl. A woman who enjoys wearing make-up, dresses, and close toe heels/pumps. A women that enjoys looking and feeling beautiful inside and out. I enjoy having intelligent conversations so please be able to discuss topics critically and philosophically. Also, I like an extremely super ridiculously overly affectionate woman! One who enjoys holding hands, kissing, touching, fondling, sucking, drinking, tasting, smelling, etc., on a constant and consistent basis.

Now, because this is Craigslist and there thousands of fake profiles that auto respond to these posts, I am requesting that you respond to this post in a very specific way so that I may know you are in fact a REAL serious women and that you've actually fully read this post and understand what I am asking for. When responding, please do all of the following:

#1: Please attach SEVERAL clear and recent pictures of yourself,

#2: Include your direct cell or home phone number so we can talk like normal adults,

#3: In the subject line of your response, please type, "I'M READY TO BE YOUR WOMAN!"

If your response does not meet the above requirement, I WILL NOT respond and I will take it as an indication that not only did you not read my profile, but that you are just another fake auto responder. In your response tell me about yourself. Describe yourself in detail (up to and including your weight, and complete body measurements including bra, waist, and hips). Tell me what you enjoyed about my posting and what made you respond to it. Tell me what you're looking for and how you think I can assist you in achieving that goal.

Because this is Craigslist I have to add this disclaimer: Please no prostitutes! This includes women looking for shelter or financial assistance. I'm looking for a woman who is interested in me without the requirement of being paid in order to accomplish this goal. I think my time is just as valuable as yours and if we're not going to pay each other then we might as well call it a draw. :-) This ad is not for every woman, but it is for that one special woman who can read between the lines and understand the sincerity in my search. Is this you? If so, then please make yourself known as I would very much appreciate a serious response from a serious woman so that I can stop posting this advertisement and begin focusing my attention and energy on our relationship.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

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This is for business purposes ONLY! I need a thin model for a special assignment. There will be nudity but absolutely NO SEX INVOLVED! Pleas submit a photo for consideration.

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I have kids and my marriage is not perfect, but I don't want to suffer internally. If you have the same problem, then contact me.

• Location: Los Angeles
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You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they miss you. Something good will happen to you between 1:00 pm and 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get a shock of a lifetime tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you loved, or still do, and can't get them out of your mind, re-post this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and can't seem to get them off your mind....then re-post this titled as " I Still Love You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow. Karma. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow.

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Singles awareness day is coming up and to be honest it's making me a little crazy.
I've posted in the strictly platonic section previously but I guess no one is looking for that since I didn't get any responses.
I'm NOT looking for an escort, whore, or anything like that. I just want to meet someone new and see where things go. No expectation yet no limititations either, fair enough?
I'm Korean caucasian mixed, 6ft tall, medium build, career employed, finishing up my last year in college.
Ideally I'm looking for a nice looking slender female between the ages of 21-33 to date or even just talk to.
Please send either a photo or detailed description of yourself. I have AIM, Yahoo, and Gtalk to chat.
Respond now because this ad probably won't be up long. It's a bit embarassing.
Ciao

• Location: Los Angeles
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Here's my situation:

I currently rent a room in a house. It has not been the ideal situation, but I have stayed here so far because the rent was extremely cheap. The other people in here are drug addicts. The guy I rent from has been raided and arrested three times while I've been here. He constantly is hiding from people and getting into loud, ugly fights with his girlfriend and his baby mama, whom he alternates having over virtually every week. They live like animals and leave the kitchen filthy and the bathroom full of all their stuff. Despite all the foolishness, I have been able to keep to myself and not get involved in any of the drama that goes on in here. And again, the rent was very cheap.

But I've had about enough and I need to get out of here.

I would not be in this situation or posting this ad if I had a steady 9-5. However, I am unemployed and have been looking for work since March 2011. I have been able to scrounge up enough money to live and pay my bills each month, but obviously not enough to have my own apartment. That is my goal once I am hired.

In the meantime, I thought that maybe I could find a situation that could work out for both me and someone else. I thought that maybe I could find a woman who lives by herself but would like to have a man around...to hang out with, bar-hop with, lay up with, whatever. It could be that she has recently ended a relationship and misses the intimacy. Or maybe she doesn't have time for or interest in a relationship but would still like to curl up with a guy from time to time.

I can assure you that I'm a normal, fully functioning person. I am not a rapist, weirdo, creeper, nut, kooky old guy, etc. I am fit, stylish, and handsome. I have a bachelor's degree. I like the things most guys like: sports, beer, hot girls, action movies, and so forth. I have a laid-back personality and people tend to find it easy to talk to me. I have a sharp, dry sense of humor and love to laugh. I am an artist, so I like going to free gallery openings and art events around town. I enjoy dancing and still give lessons (which I could do for you if you're interested). I love music of all sorts (except country). I am a lyricist and record from time to time, but other than that I live pretty quietly and respect other people's belongings (unlike my current housemates).

You don't have to worry about me being clingy or needy or attached. I am drug and disease free. I am clean in every sense of the word. I do not smoke anything and I am a social drinker.

OK, so I think that just about covers it. I didn't plan on this ad being this long, but hopefully you can see that I am genuine and serious about this. If you are an attractive woman and you think you might be interested in living with a cool guy that you can hang out with or climb into bed with sometimes, I encourage you to respond to this ad. Again, this is basically just until I find full-time employment and get my own place. That could be in a few weeks or a few months. But I guarantee we'll share some good times between now and then.

I am happy to trade photos with you and meet up somewhere so we can get to know each other a little bit and see if we're a good fit. The sooner we can do this, the better. Hope to hear from you.

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This is a real ad! This is a single Black Dominant male is seeking the right black submissive female who is searching for the right Dominant to relinquish her control to , having her limits pushed and who hungers for sexual and mental boundaries to be challenge. I'm 6'1 , 198 lbs , I'm very sexual , firm , open minded and easy to talk to . I'm looking for something longterm .Age is open ! Serious responses only!

• Location: Los Angeles
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Tired of guys who are-

dishonest
disloyal
unfaithful
controlling
abusive
non-sharing
idiotic
spastic
immature
tantrum-prone
effeminate
squeamish
fragile
no-balls
cowardly

Well, you may have found one who may fit your bill!
I am a white guy, 38, 6'5" tall, slim muscular build, shoulder-length hair, brown/brown
honest, loyal, faithful, energetic, humorous, valiant, cavalier, positive, bold, courageous
respectful, a leader with discretion (meaning I want a equal partner who doesn't need to be led),
slightly eccentric, a realist, non-idiot!
Just looking for a date, not clingy or possessive, something intimate but also casual and informal.
Not "clean-cut" and don't fit a mold.
Looking for a woman who is-

honest
faithful
adventurous
talkative
non-drama
patient
slightly crazy
different
rock&roll lover

Hope to hear from you...

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I'm a single male who would like to find a woman who's married or in a similar relationship who would like a guy friend . I have an active social life and plenty of friends and I'm not looking for some quick fun Im looking for someone i would have never met in real life because of course you're not able to just have a new guy friend.. If you'd just like the excitement of another mans attention or just in the mood to tell someone things you can't say to your partner then lets chat. I'm latin if that matters and I'm educated ,employed and active. If you're curios e mail and say hi.

• Location: LA
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Hey I'm 25 Mexican about 220 and like 5"9. I live near avalon and 46, I work have a car with insurance lol. Stay with family. Really down to earth with a love for laughter. I'm looking for a Latina friend with benefits close to me. Looking for a women 16-35 any size must be clean and drama free. Looking for someone to fuck about twice a week. We can also kick it.  Looking to do this this evenings after like 7p. Looking for ladies only. I'm ok with lesbians


If any Latinas are interested call or text me 

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No blocked numbers please 

This is a real add. So please be serious before you reply

• Location: Los Angeles
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I'm looking for someone who can help me with learning the fine art of lovemaking. I want an ongoing relationship with one woman, who feels she is well versed in how to please a woman. If you believe you have the capacity to help me excel in this area please reply.

I'm open when it comes to Age/Race/Body Type

I'm a drama free, drug free, disease free, and respectful person. I only ask that you be the same.

Serious responders only. Also, tell me about yourself, your wants and needs, and include a few pictures with your reply.

Thank you for your interest. Also, here's an apple from the teacher's pet! :)

• Location: Los Angeles
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If you need a little extra financial help contact me.

• Location: Los Angeles
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Hey, I'm Bryan.

I'm relatively new to LA (got here around Halloween 2011), single, culturally Jewish but not terribly observant.

I'm looking for a similarly aged, similarly built (somewhere between average-curvy and athletic) woman (23-26ish, with some give on either end?) to get to know as friends, and if it works out and there is chemistry, have a successful STR or LTR for as long as we are both happy and into one another.

It'd be really keen if we shared some of these interests: film/filmmaking, movies, TV on DVD, Star Wars, Batman, Superhero genre, Judaism, Canadian citizenship or love of Canada, not being a vegetarian, bacon, seafood, the east coast, the west coast, art (appreciation and creation), iced coffee, Harry Potter, gay rights and marriage equality, Dan Savage, Post Secret, Fruity frozen drinks instead of beer, Futurama, Avocados.

In the spirit of honesty, and to attract the right people, I do not presently have a car or a job in Los Angeles. I own a car that is still in Pittsburgh, PA (where I moved from). I'm trying to get it out here soon, but the logistics are difficult. I also own a company that still operates in Pittsburgh (which is how I can afford rent and groceries and some fun here). However, I'm not rolling in it, and I am looking for work here, so I hope you are in a similar financial situation and wouldn't require me to take you to the most expensive restaurants and galleries in LA. I'm looking for someone who can appreciate the college-poor mentality, even if I/we wouldn't exactly be college poor. I know that's a deal breaker for a lot of women, so that's why I'm being up front.

Race is not a deciding factor in my attraction, but historically speaking, I have a proclivity to appreciate caucasian brunettes and blerds. For those that didn't watch Scrubs, that's black nerds =).

In your subject line, put one of the interests I listed 2 paragraphs up that you share. If none, list an interest of yours that is tangential to one I listed. Sorry to make you do "homework" for a CL ad, but I need to weed out the bots.

Hope to hear from you!

• Location: central LA
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I'm looking to have a safe, fun, passionate adventure with a healthy, classy, sexy black woman.

I'm 6'2, white, hot, healthy, fit, blue eyes, single, adventurous, well-traveled. I'm for real. You be too.

If we connect and have chemistry, I'd love to passionately kiss, caress, tease, lick and satisfy you completely.

Tell me a little about yourself and send a pic. I'll return with my face pic.

• Location: Hollywood
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This is for those girls that are tired of getting beat by those jock guys. I'm a nice guy. I'll pull out your chair. I'll open that door. Hit me up if your interested. Maybe we can swap numbers.

• Location: Don't know
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Are you a college student or a single mother struggling to pay your bills, cell phone or car payment? Or maybe you just need a little extra help?
Whatever your situation, I'm sure I can help you.

I'm looking for a sweet honest girl for a no strings attached relationship. I help you, you help me. Nobody has to know. Hopefully we can meet up a few times a month some some discreet adult fun.

I am a 36 year old gentleman and currently don't have time to for a serious relationship.
I'm looking for someone 18 years or older who is drama free and comfortable with this type of relationship. A sense of humor is also a big plus:)

If interested please respond with some pictures and tell me a bit about yourself.
Take Care.

• Location: Los Angeles
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Hello :) I'm looking for some entertainment on this sleepless night... lets talk about you, me, or whatever you want.

• Location: L.A
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