Except maybe someone who would like another to do things with like diners, walks on the beach, travel (car or plane, long or short ),
hangout watching movies or maybe just talking about how your day was.
Any ideas? Would love to hear what you would like to do if you could?

Hello,

I am seeking some simple cuddling, just nice touch, without concern for anything too involved.
Maybe a glass of wine, loaf of french bread, a bit of fine cheese. A dash of sweet music.
And some stories. And that's all I need by the way.

Hello. I am looking for a young woman, who likes a big strong man, with a big penis. I have ten year's left on this planet, and I want to have sex as much as possible. Perhaps we will blessed, and have a few children. I know I would sire strong offspring, that will survive in the difficult times we live in. I will pass on all of my knowledge, and strength to them. If you like my picture's, send me an e-mail. Bob.

Hello I am divorced dad w/2 kids.
Looking for someone to share some quality time and possible more.
I am 5"8" broadshouldered stocky and soft middle.
I work out daily physically and mentally to improve myself.
I am a hard worker who puts family first .
I love all that has to do with out doors and likes night in cuddling.
your pic gets mine!
Name your favorite landmark or business to confirm you are local in my area
I love my morning jitter bean coffee.
I willl not respond to anyone asking to go to diff website!!!

i'm reciently divorced, a fit and healthy 60. looking for a single lady who likes gardening, flowers,beaches, playing outdoors. if this lady might be you please reply. don't be shy. lets talk

hi, im in kent wa. and just talked to my astroliger friend in taos. and he said , straight out to the coast , and tell them i dont need viagra, trying to inject some humor here, tantric lover here needs to be adopted, im very single ,never maried, no alcohol , 420 friendly, and a natural healer, need to be close to water, peacefull no drama easy going handyman, do not smoke erb when i got things to do. at present no car or job but always helping others in the family,. very honest, love hugs , big bath tubs, hot springs and nature, can fish ,boat, drive, repair it, cuddle it , kids , animals , pets they all like me, age race doesnt matter kindness goes along way,. kyle

It's ridiculously hard to find an attractive single women around here. Of course looks aren't everything but they are important.

A little about me: I'm 21 and 6'1". I'm pretty modest which makes posting on here kinda hard but I think I'm a good looking guy (I do get checked out a lot). I enjoy the outdoors but I can have a good time doing pretty much anything. I hardly ever stress and I usually just let my life play out but I'm not lazy. I'm a hard worker when I need to be. I don't use drugs, I have my own place and a car and I have a good job. My life is really pretty good but I'm missing a women to share it with.
I don't want to rush into anything but I'm looking for a balanced relationship. I don't care if you smoke weed or drink ( I drink on the weekends usually). As long as you aren't a tweaker. I'm just looking for a women that deserves my loyalty and dedication. If your interested please respond with "Humboldt" as the subject. Thanks for your time! Hope to hear from you.

I want to text people and make new friends....interested in single woman
Prove your real and local
I will give ya number and we text night away

Put "SINGLE and TEXTING" in subject

Well done this before and didn't work out. So here goes again. I freaking bored. I want some one to go to dinner with chat on computer and text. I prefer woman with kids. Ya before you write me off I'am single dad. I love womans body after kids too. If ya want to know more put "Bored and Looking" in subject line
I don't drink or smoke so don't ask me to go to bars. This place is full of fakes

Hey---

I am a 26 yo college grad looking for a nice woman to hang out with. I own some land in the area and have not been able to have a normal life for years. I am isolated in the mountains with a lot of responsiblity so meeting anyone has been impossible. I like ladies with substance and amplified femininty. Curves are nice. Must be able to pretty much camp in a trailer. I also have some work available. Send me an email...

hey,

I am interested in finding and eloping with a pregnant woman. I am attractive college grad with a morbid fantasy of pregnant bellies and lactation. I am respectful and understanding.

Like surfing, movies, pregnant bellies, 215, traveling.

You... just be preggers.... I like milk too... mmmm its sooo sweet!

hope to here from you soon...

Hey girls, i am 5'10, 160 lbs, and have a great body. I am looking for a sweet girl, preferably in good shape, and someone who likes to have fun. I like to laugh and enjoy making others laugh, so please dont take life too seriously. Im just bored and have been trying to meet new friends. I can only send pics using my phone, but i can send them to your email if you dont get pic msgs. pleas be under 30 years old. Just text me if you wanna get to know eachother because i am tired of checking my emails only to find messeges from scamers who want me to put my credit card in somethin. Hit me up at seven0seven 6seven2 four1nine2

You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you onced loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then repost this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Dont break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow

if you like to talk about 50's and 60's cars please reply. cruisin eureka car show saturday

if your'e in the 400 pound range or more and would like to experience body worship and safe fun with a perfect gentleman, please reply.

Crisp fall afternoons, shorter days, falling leaves, and football games. I have season pass to HSU games, love the 49ers on TV, and would like to go out for Monday night football at a sports bar. In fact, I probably will go out, without or without you.

I generally like being outdoors whenever possible, gardening, hiking, golfing. I am not much interested in killing things, though I might do a little fishing. I would probably let my fish go, though. I enjoy reading, like to watch good movies, can swing dance. I don't watch much television, except of of course for previously mentioned weakness for football games.

Regarding my appearance, I am 6 foot tall, 200 lbs, athletic, with teeth and hair. I don't smoke anything, drink lightly, no drugs. I have a preference for slender to medium-built women, ones who can keep up with me if we hike or golf. Extra points if you are passionate about any of the liberal arts, highly educated, or an organic farmer.

I will exchange pics. Don't wait, because the NFL starts on Thursday.

215 friendly all house bills paid by me. Send pics and info about urself. Bisexual woman r okay. Single momma r cool too.

Due to spam/fake/flake responses, I will not be signing up for any other sites (no failbook, mespaced, 'safe dating', etc). You may verify me by similar methods as described below. Or even better, I'll give you names, job locations, and work phone numbers of known trustworthy members of my local community glad to accept calls so you can ask them about me.
Please do two of the following things to verify that you are real, interested, local, and have read my post.
Pick at least one of the following 4 options:
1. Name three communities between Fortuna and McKinleyville.
2. Say which three letters represent CCC Fortuna's neighbor.
3. Attach a reversed photo of a local landmark so that some backward writing is visible in the picture.
4. _Spell_ the approximate number of people each day that go swimming in a lake at Blue Lake.
AND pick at least one of the following 4 options:
1. Name something _specific_ I want to do for you (pick you favorite ;-)
2. specifically name at least one of my limits/boundaries.
3. Tell me specifically what I said I 'need to avoid'.
4. Describe my libido

Now that that's out of the way...

I'm socially awkward, weird actually. I'm a geek who is prone to be a hermit. But I, unfortunately, do not have a hermit-compatible libido and seem to lack the necessary levels of charm and unselfishness to successfully pursue marriage. I'm seeking a woman to _pacify_ my sexual desires, _not_to_indulge_ them. Perhaps you are a women in a similar predicament or would otherwise find benefit or find comfort in what I am purposing. I want to kiss you almost everywhere, hold you, caress you, cuddle with you, massage you, french with you, and/OR makeout with you. Any, all, or other of the above; your body, your choice. I will respect you and never pressure you to do anything you've said no too. I want to be unselfish to you in these matters and do what brings you pleasure, within _my_ limits:
No sex of _any_ variety. Nothing illegal. Neither of us are married/involved, neither have children, neither smoke, neither have or use and drugs or abuse pills. We will not be drunk or impaired when we meet. No fowl language or dirty talk (creative or poetic speech instead, as needed). The rest are my 'extreme limits' please narrow or add to them to you own comfort level (I would be quite content with much narrower limits). No male frontal or female frontal or female breast nudity. No genital stimulation (no grinding, no self-pleasure). I won't be feeling-up your nipples. We agree that either of us can _and_will_ immediately stop and/or separate our persons without complaint in order to preserve our limits. We agree we can place further limits as needed.
I wish to be completely honest about this. I'm not _seeking_ a 'relationship' or a personal connection. I will probably be revealing very little about myself and I require knowing very little about you, only what we need to facilitate our dispensations for each other. It will take me some time for me to feel comfortable with you and I expect you will take time to warm up to me. Many email conversations before meeting would probably work best. When/if we feel comfortable (no pressure), at least once monthly, hopefully more, I would like to meet you for physical intimacy. Publicly, privately, with, or without a 'chaperone' according to your preference. I want to _focus_on_you_. Tell me what you want. I'm able, willing, and wanting to learn how to please you. You don't need to worry about me springing any strange kinks on you later, I'm basically as dull as stated here, I have so few. But I am willing to discuss yours if you have any you want fulfilled. I may even do dishes or clean your bathroom :-) No strings; should you tire of me or meet someone you want to become involved with, I will be happy for you and wish you well with no hard feelings.
In case you have preference: I'm white (light skinned/geek skinned:-), 6 foot, 36 yrs old. dark brown eyes, hair, mustache, and wide goatee. I will shave facial hair to your preference. My body is a bit harry. I have a bit of a gut.
Even though I'd prefer a woman near my age carrying a pleasant amount of weight (curvy), a skinnier or rounder, or an older or younger woman (_but_must_be_an_*adult*!_) would be delightful. Please don't discount yourself for any reason of appearance, all women are beautiful. I am very visual (sexually), and it would be helpful if you were visual as well so that you would fully understand my need to avoid visual stimulation (which would increase my desires instead of pacifying them). Please indicate in your response if physical intimacy alone would be unhelpful for you (lets talk about what else you'd like). I wish to avoid confusion between physical intimacy with greater emotions (The last thing I desire to do is hurt you).

This idea could be described as 1-on-1 cuddle parties (cuddleparty DOT com SLASH rules). But the dress code and rule #1 are flexible, I cannot provide rule #8 (you may provide someone if you like) , and this physical intimacy will likely be a little more... piquant.

Email me c704710 AT gmail.com if this is of interest to you. We can discuss further details. Though this arrangement may lack openness, I value honesty.

I'm troubled by society - men in general are lead to believe to "FAT" is the bad.
It took years to be this way.
They think that a pill will help, the energy drinks are just as bad as "meth"
Or that with a couple of weeks of working out and eating crouton for dinner
will make it alright.
I like Big, chunky, chubby, large & lovely, rubenesque, buxom, busty, Zaftig, pleasantly plump WOMAN
Men here say they Don't like larger women, they want skinny-minny's, "Bones"
Let them have their bones they will shiver this winter trying to keep warm,
with their twig women, with little/ no meat on their bones.

Big women turn ME ON ! ! ! Make "No bones about it" Ha Ha
Younger - Older makes me no never mind just be real in your writing.
I'm a father, a Chef, up-beat, patient, honest, opinionated, forthright, true giving, caring, open minded, accepting, adventurous.
And I'm FAT . . . . so If I've peak your interest - write me
Put " Big Times" in the subject line to WEED OUT the Spam Monsters.
And " BE REAL" when you write
No Judgements , No Expectations

Hey girls! Im a sweet guy with a big heart. Just looking for friends, maybe more? Im 5'10, 160lbs, fit body. Hit me up if you wanna trade pics and get to know eachother. Im looking for a sweet girl preferably in good shape, but im not one to judge. I really just want someone who is kind hearted and likes to have fun.