i like my women thick and their pussys fat. nothings better then haveing a fat pussy sitting on your face. im oral and love to please. im a single 26 year old light skin black male. looking to host today. text or call me if interested. 951 two two nine 6622 whites and latinas go to the front of the line. big girls dont be shy

• Location: temecula
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Women have it made...

Just one piece of carry-on luggage and they can go anywhere they want. Ugly or not!!!!

• Location: Have it and will travel.
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Meet closed, narrow minds everyday with the window shopping mentality that leads to the same results. Trying to be positive that not every female I come across thinks her stuff is made of Gold, isn't always an overweight female with low self esteem or a fast girl looking for redemption. Worse, a divorced or older woman that so set in her ways she is delusional and bound to stay single as a result of her continued poor choices when selecting guys. Sometimes the best things are the things less used, worn or handled. Hey, it's all good as we all are given the power of choice, just not the power of turning back time.

Hot guys unite, I'm gonna be sending more females back your direction. Like Men's Warehouse... I Gaurantee It.

• Location: Not in your closet.
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I am a 19 year old guy. Im not bad looking about to be a fireman. I have job right now as well. I am looking for a nice cute woman that is real if thats even an option on cl. Please be real. I just want a cute nice gf that i can spend my time with. I just moved here and i dont know anyboby. So if you are willing to give me a try i promise i wont disappoint you. I am respectful was raised that way and grew up with three sisters and no brothers. lol. And please dont be looking for a one night stand either id like to get to know the girl and stuff before anything happened. well thats it if you want a quicker response send me a text thanks. 951 two three three 1257. Hope to hear from you.

• Location: moreno valley
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im 5'9
170
I love black girls but open to any race or age or weight


Ideally I would love to cuddle watch a movie at your place...
do not have my own place as of now, and no car either...
im a struggling artist as of now, singer songwriter,voice actor etc.

Im ultimately looking for a long term relationship but am kool with just hanging out.


im posting in inland empire cus who knows maybe the women for me could live there.. la hasnt produced anyone right for me
so yeah you would definitely need a car and a place of your own or something.. since i do not have either at the present moment...

• Location: long beach
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my name is mario iam 21 i love running i have a job ad car
i like to party go out to the movie chill
i want a nice girl someone cutemy number is (nine five one seven five six four five nine one )
age size doesnt matter

• Location: riverside
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I am a normal guy looking for a nice normal lady to just go out to dinner or lunch and just be cool. Say hi !

• Location: Fontana
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u wanna come over my house
hey iam looking for a pretty hot girl that down for anything
my number is (nine five one seven five six four five nine one )
my name is mario i can send pics if u want

• Location: riverside
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call me or text me
iam down for going on dates ad iam down to cuddle
watch movies go out to eat
ad if u wanna i can give u a massage

• Location: riverside
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Hi Groovy Human Honey Pies,

Thank you for clicking here, please consider this an application for friendship.
I am a dignified human ready to enjoy escorting you to any social function.
I seek a sophisticated young lady for friendship and possible romance...ALL offers of love or work shall be considered...our great Sexual relations will wait until our honeymoon unless you insist upon seducing me to savor our sexual therapy first!
I am a male; yet, not a traditional macho man because my Grandparents taught me to be compassionate, mature and to research well. My genes are programmed for Suncess and my handsomeness exmplify what I will resemble in fifty more years, GOD willing!
My brain power, longevity, physical resilience, common sense and intelligence are my best assets and a feminine partner can facilitate my methods of generating income.
Whatever your endeavor; my knowledge can enhance your existence while I help you realize your dreams/career, your marriage and motherhood with whomever pleases you, comprise my goals of preserving our planet and the possibility of a romantic connection.
I love life and shall enjoy longevity maybe progeny with an optimum functional partner.
I am at your service to assist you in any way to achieve your goals of happiness/suncess.
Evidently I possess her wedding ring, sew I seek a life long play/work-soul-mate/wife.
I am ready to be guided through life as your confidant, possible husband, and maybe the source of your wise progeny.
My# is three2three, two5eight 44thirtyfour.
I promise to change more if not all of the diapers...baby feedings...preparing our meals, rubbing your feet, totally massaging you to relieve stress. . .whatever you desire I can comply...I can attend to any situation with a smile. We possibly could work together as property/apartment mangers/supervisors; our ethical business/accounting principles shall be appreciated and will be rewarded because diplomatic brain power is applicable to supervising any type of apartment complex, building, or business enterprize.
I praise Jesus; my ego is tiny enough to admit the reality that I lack three essentialities for a content existence some say the first two will attract the third, I realize my soul-mate might already possess a pad and a gig:
1. Executive position {job}.
2. Happy home.
3. Wonderful woman, like Lady Gaga wants and needs me, so I am good enough 4 you!
I am seeking a female partner with substance, a content soul, who desires a mature male homemaker/daycare dad to tend our babies, mend, cook, clean, vacuum, or whatever.
We worship GOD for the beautiful universe reflected in the love of our hearts.
Crusading to end American Advanced Apartheid causes friction because we strive to elevate the Green Party to prominence by winning elections with Green Party candidates who oppose executions since righteous people also oppose all violence and war on drugs.
Please pardon my courage to dream of an ideal/fantasy situation of living in harmony.
My love is unconditionally dedicated and we can enjoy excellent harmonious love!
I am seriously respectful never desperate or dangerous except towards enemies.
I am ready to serve you with privilege and pleasure while seeking peace/prosperity 24/7. I promise an exciting sensual, safe and sane existence while we enjoy a lucrative life!
When you respond please use my Americanized name: mr-funsun to verify you are not a computerized-porn purveyor, an idiotic hustler or sex seller.
Mahalo, mr- Funsun

• Location: MySpace or your place!
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Ok, so I know this is last minute but i had two dates cancel on me, one which is a long story and another just a friend. Now I have a ticket to see the show tonight at the Wiltern and no one to bring. If, and only if you're cute and wanna go, hit me up. I need to know ASAP, and I would like to go out before hand too, you know, see a museum, or any other educational institution.

• Location: Pomona (LA)
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I'm feeling generous and know times are hard. I get hard up myself and figure maybe we can scratch each others backs or whatever's itching. Just let me know what you need help with and we can work out a barter system. This can go two ways and I'm curious which way it will go ;). Put "need help in" whatever city you live in to keep the bots down to a minimum. Remember, pic gets pict so make sure yours is real and fits what you want to post.

• Location: Eastvale
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im looking date casually at first, but open to possibilities in the future.
ME: 27, asian, 5'10, 180 lbs, tattoo (half sleeve on right arm....working on left soon). some of my hobbies are watching the DUCKS (hockey, not actually going to a pond and watching birds poop), movies (have over 600 dvds and blurays), video games (duh...i'm asian), and anything geeky. I also love to travel and workout at the gym.
YOU: between 18-35, not too hard on the eyes, hopefully some similar interests (but if not i'm always open to exploring new hobbies), and 420 tolerant, if not 420 friendly. and i dont need a pic off the first contact, but please be confident enough to send a pic sooner rather than later because i would like to get a sense of what you look like. ^_^
the pics below are a recent pic of me dressed up before going to watch Wicked in Hollywood (play was okay), a buddy of mine and myself at the Ducks game on 1/4/12 (lost against the Sharks), and me with one of my cats (dont have cats anymore)

***PLEASE PUT "DUCKS" ON SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SPAM***

• Location: Anaheim, 714
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Ladies...here's what I'm looking for. I want an ongoing arrangement (sugar daddy/sugar baby, financial help, aid, etc,) with a 18-40 year old lady. Build wise, athletic to a bit above average would suit me, but I'm flexible on that in both directions. Race is irrelevant to me because it's just skin pigmentation and has nothing to do with the person on the inside. So basically, I provide you with the assistance you need, and you assist me by stimulating me in different ways. That could be just talking, going out, or..........

About me....I'm a mid 30s profession who is just looking for a simple arrangement. I don't want drama, because I don't intend to create any. I'm not ever going to be judgmental toward you as far as to why you're replying to my ad, and I ask that you are the same way toward me.

If this sounds like what you're looking for, or you're interested in finding out more, write back. Include a couple of pictures of yourself in the reply and change the subject to Interested. Thanks for your time.

• Location: SoCal
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Hello you,

I'm having a hard time meeting any lady who can keep up with me, can anyone in my age group actually keep a conversation?
I understand manners and have a very sweet and honest out going on life
I'm very sweet and understanding, growing up i've seen what life really is and I'm starting to realize and practice what life skills I have
I feel as if life takes two as a team to actually live and I'm looking for that other half
-i just need that friend

for being a male I'm probably the most well mannered, non-judgemental, caring one you will meet in your life :)
I think I talk more like a female than I do a male 0_O


I'm 6'5 200lbs and very handsome, I'm searching for someone that's more mature than me, probably older <25
I'm extremely grounded and know who I am, you won't meet anyone else like me.... especially for being 20 years old
work full time management and have my life in track

• Location: Rancho Cucamonga
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Hi there good I got your attention. DON'T REPLY IF YOUR A DAMN PORN OR DATING SITE!! I'm looking for a long term relationship that can lead towards marriage based on 100% EQUALITY, love, friendship and devotion.




What I'm looking for: 5'10-7ft preferred, The taller you are the more of a turn on it will be for me. I love tall women even much, much more taller than me. Figure size and WEIGHT isn't important as long as your curvy in all the right spots and look like a womanly shape not a man. Must be born as a woman not made into one. Must be light skinned or alittle tanned general, light skinned black is fine too. If your abit more crispier hit me up and lets see.White race or anything the looks Hispanic. Must be sweet, loyal, it's ok if you are obsessive and needy (I enjoy to spend my free time with my lover) honest, hardworking, trusting, extremely affectionate, loving, humorous likes to joke around without taking everything too seriously unless it requires it to be seriously addressed, must have a good sense of humor, down to earth, easy to get along with, very sensual, all I need is 1 good freaky gal in bed, must like to keep her man happy, dresses up to occasion, no drama, can be obsessive/needy but not required. I would like to see a hourglass figure but a pear shaped is fine. I would prefer if your a thicker gal to have a D-cup or bigger if your not bottom heavy. I am looking for a tall girly girl type of gal meaning looks her best when going out doesnt look like she doesnt care about herself. You know hair, make up clothes shoes. Can be dress to the occasion but be alittle tough. You must have a curvy figure sweet kind caring nice and keep my attention. The taller the girl more I'm interested in her. If you happen to be a full figured gal then you can reply if you happen to being thinner average girl you can still reply but keep in mind I need a girl that actually looks like a natural woman and busty curvy not a stick figure.




I want kids of my own as well. I have no kids and never been married. I'm not a convicted felon. I'm 6'0 301lbs Athletic thick build. I workout in the gym 3-4 hours aday 5 days aweek for muscle building and fat loss. I'm a very funny guy, I like to stay positive. I can see the positive in just about anything. I work 2 jobs and make enough to pay my bills, I drive and own the gray car in the picture. I'm down to earth, very easy to get along with, good listener, I try to remember everything that was told, I remember important things, romantic, sweet, loving, extremely affectionate, respectful, devoted, loyal, very hardworking, ADVENTUROUS, can be spontaneous, honest, understanding, highly sensual to 1 gal who I'm in a relationship with only. I don't cheat. I'm easy to get ahold of calling me or texting me I expect the same. I'm highly intelligent I have 2 degrees in Electronics and Computer Engineering. I like doing alot of things and I mean ALOT for fun such as movies, tv, video games, museums, plays, clubs (dance/comedy), amazement parks, mini golf, bowling, all kids of sports, pool, darts, racing, road trips, rock climbing, exploring new places, paranormal studies, nature, animal lover, working out, creating art, surfing the net, repairing electronics or computers/networks and way more.




Write me leave a name a picture or 2 and a phone number to call you. I WILL RESPOND TO ALL REAL WOMEN INTERESTED OR NOT BUT NOT PORN SITES. I am not looking to play email tag or phone tag either and I will meet you fast. And by the way add on the subject line put " I AM AMAZON" so I know your not spam.

• Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA
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i'm looking for a woman 18-40 for fun and excitment i'm totally single and i'm 5 ' 7 145lbs short brown hair nice body i have an open mind . if intrested hit me up i'm in the perris area near riverside . richie xoxoxo 951 three 9 eight 8 nine 7 zero

• Location: perris ca
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Hi

I'm curious if there is any real and honest women on here that want the same thing I want?
If any of you real women read my ad would you send me a short email just to let me know
that you're out there at least even if you're not interested in my particular ad. I mostly
get fake responses whenever I run an ad on here so I'm just curious if I'm wasting time here.
So if you happen to want what I want and you are not happy being alone or with the one
you're with now, be it a boyfriend, husband, etc then say hello at least and maybe we can be
friends. I am easy going and I'm not a jerk or hot tempered. I am friendly and caring and
would like to find a friend with benefits type of relationship. Please be a non smoker and drug
free and clean and with no STDs, the same as me. I don't care what race you are or if you
are married or single, etc. I care that you are a nice person who wants to have a few laughs
and enjoy the company of a nice man who is caring as well as horny. I can be discreet and
will respect your need for that. I am married but really unhappy and I just want a nice sweet
woman that can be a good friend or maybe a girlfriend. I will get divorced in the near future
anyway. But please contact me even if you feel shy ok? We can just email for starters and
exchange ideas and feelings as well as desires and other interests like hobbies for example or
talk about anything really. I like open minded people that are non judgmental. I should mention
that I like various types of women so don't exclude yourself because you never know and as
they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I tend to prefer younger women but not under
18 and up to 40 something and maybe even 50 something. I hope a few of you real women
will at least say hello and maybe even give me advice if you think I need any in regards to my
ad or anything actually. So don't be shy... I am a real person so only real women respond please.
Please put "FWB4U" in the subject line so I know it's not spam or robotic email because I just
delete those types of emails. Anyway thanks very much and I really hope to hear from a few
good women out there, even if you're far way is ok.

• Location: SAN BERNARDINO
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it's been several months since i've last been intimate with a woman.... and it was several months the last time before that. so i guess there is a sense of sexual frustration that has a hold of me.... of course, it would be nice to experience the pleasures of intimacy with a woman again. even it didn't involve full-on intercourse... just some deep kissing and heavy touching to get the blood flowing to the right places would be nice. so if there's a woman out there that could help me with my sexual frustration... hopefully it will be mutually pleasurable... then you can text me at nine4nine, 3five1, nine3three9.

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hello... im always looking for a smoking buddy to blaze with... hit me up if ur intersted at all... im just a chill dude that works and goes to school so just like to have some down time and chill

• Location: redlands
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