Hi Ladies,
Name is Chris, I am a 26 year old, single, black male, visiting here from Atlanta, seeking a young or older women to show me the town.. I am seeking no drama women because I am a no drama indiviual myself. I enjoy working out, so you know my body is right, running, reading, writing poems, cuddling, watching movies, the beach, and having a good time. I am looking for romance however not in a rush.. Interested in more, drop me a email for pics and whatever else you would like me to share with you..

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Here's a lil story. Now the pendmanship may suck . It is however a true story. OK here goes.
I am 47 and in construction . Ans as u will see 47 is freaking old I know now. lol. So
Been divorced long time. Single for yr or so and kinda lonely . SO I GET THIS IDEA seems good at the time .
I will run a add on CL an see if I can find someone to ? hmm now that's the question for what >
God knows I am lonely and been a long time . So not sure guess I will just see whats out there.
So I run a ADD . basically like this 47 blonde blue 6'2"195 lbs good looking . Looking for lady to chill with. and a few a lil different.
So I forget about the add for a day or so till I check my e-mail to my surprise I have fifty messages or so I think Wow this is cool
MY HOPES SOARED and I think maybe I wont be alone anymore make a friend at least .. HA WHAT AN OPTIMIST I WAS
So I start to open em up seems most wanted me to join sum site for verification REMEMBER THAT DUDE IN SAN DIEGO he killed that girl
So I run to the store get this green dot card and go to town thinking the whole time HOW LONG ITS BEEN AND HOW LONELY I HAVE FELT
A hundred bucks on a card no biggie right lol so next thing i know I am a member of like half a dozen sites and seems all the women are 23 which I dont mind
But 47 is old don't matter I look 35 and feel 25 . So all the responses are over the sea and want cash sent LOL I may be lonely not dumb
well I thought lol
next thing I know I am looking thru t5he Cl adds and actually had a lady on deck nice pic was too good to be true I saw the add it said DONT WASTE THIS
It meant pussy and I think omfg no way that would be a waste I never done nothing like this but what the hell so we start texting I get my hopes up
unfortunately she is in south oc and I am in south LA Co so she on her way to me got another offer closer so BING BANG BONG GAME OVER LOL
I go online again And check my e-mail and wow someone sent me a recent pic w a paper in her hand w my name on it saying she was for real and not
A SPAM BOT AKA THE ONES WANT U TO JOIN A SITE AND AFTER U JOIN EVEN W A REGULAR MEMBERSHIP PAYED U CANT READ UR MAIL OR ANSWER IT
thats a joke. so I think to myself I can put my e-mail in the profile and avoid paying even more. WOW it worked I got 30 responses in 30 minutes JACKPOT
now these ladies were beautiful looked like models . RED FLAG too good to be true . So by now I don't believe a thing start to talk to 3 just to see whats up on in north ca one in australia and on in NY .
cover all bases lol. so within about 3 hrs of texting and IM all 3 are telling me they love me and want to come and live w me . BULLSHYT
next thing they want gas or air fair . That's it I am done no more SO I TELL THEM THEY R LIARS ETC AND THEY DON'T DISPUTE IT LOL
now my green dot card is empty all the sites want more cash. and all I got was A LESSON ON HOW I SHOULD JUST BE ALONE
but the one w the pic and the paper w my name on it is persistent another pi says ALLYN LICK ME and its her in the nude she does look good enough to eat for days
however no green dot lol so OFF I RUN GREEN DOT another 20 bucks this time lol now I am being cheap ha. so I try and register the new card and get into the verification site
THE DAMN CARD WONT WORK AND I THINK I HAD A REAL PERSON NOT LESSON LEARNED
So that's it in a nutshell a waste of a few days and a rollercoaster of emotions some spent cash AND I AM STILL ALONE
so if u get anything out of this I DID thinking it coulda been worse didnt send em any cash at least my gut is right as it did twist when things weren't right ./
Well if I ever saw the dude rapped the chick in San Diego ID BEAT HIS ASS BAD HE FFFFFFN RUINED IT FOR ALL THE REAL MOFOS WANT A GOOD WOMAN ha peace out
and to all the real ladies have a great day I am alone isn't bad just miss sharing life all of it good and bad w that someone special
IF YOU EVER SAW THE LOOK OF LOVE APPRECIATION OR DESIRE IN A WOMAN'S EYE YOU'D KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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Single white gentleman is in need of a head doctor this morning. Females only please, 18 and older, race and body type is open, must be clean.

• Location: LB
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I'm in the mood to lick you this morning until you can't take anymore. If you are near Long Beach and your pussy needs some attention, contact me asap. I'm a swm tall athletic clean and very talented with my mouth.

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looking for a cool girl near long beach for some nsa 420 fun. age is open as long as u are 18yo. im in my mid 30's. i luv freaky stoner girls, so hit me up if you are interested. race and body type is open too. no pic no reply.

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Middle-aged gentleman, extremely busy professional with two residences one in Long Beach one in Covina

SEEKING YOUNGER UNATTACHED WOMAN NON-SMOKER for Long Beach or Covina house for companionship to serious relationship

2,300 SQ FT LUXURY HOUSE with 12,000 SQ FT LOT
W/ LARGE SWIMMING POOL SPA BUILT-IN BARBEQUE, TWO-TIERED PATIO, PALM TREES GALORE, AND MUCH MUCH MORE (see pics)

LOCATED IN PARK ESTATES LONG BEACH NEAR CSULB

if interested pls send pic(s) with ur response PLEASE don't forget to!

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hi im chris and im 6 5 in height i have a 6 pack and built with blonde hair and blue eyes and i weigh 225 pounds and i dont cheat or lie and i have a car and a job please be ages 18 to 40 and if u have tattoos and piercings or kids ok with me please be attractive im not ugly so if u want to know more abt me please text me at 6three6four4eight2three8nine and wen u text me please send a pic im a good guy that tired being played used and hurt and metally play head games i want someone that lookin for a relationship and not here to hurt me i have alot to offer to someone if u interested please text me and ill tell u more abt me

• Location: los angeles
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Can anyone figure it out?

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The name's Brian.
I'm a good-hearted, kind, HONEST, sweet, funny, witty, creative, inquisitive, open-minded, spiritual (but not religious), intellectual and intelligent guy with good intentions, who's new in the area. Though I have plenty of "nice guy" qualities, I'm certainly not a push-over, and I know how and when to make a stand and take charge. I'm just looking to meet some new people in the area, who are fun, cool, interesting, and can hold a conversation. I may be a nerd who built his own computer (and can fix yours), but I'm also really chill and fun to hang around with!

Reply with "126" in the subject line, to learn more...

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im 5'9
170
I love love black girls but open to any race or age or weight


Ideally I would love to cuddle watch a movie at your place...
do not have my own place as of now, and no car either...
im a struggling artist as of now, singer songwriter,voice actor etc.

Im ultimately looking for a long term relationship but am kool with just hanging out.

• Location: Long Beach
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Please no fake women who want me to give cc# to talk with them. I'm very athletic don't need to pay woman you talk with them if your real contact me if not hustle someone else

• Location: Artesia
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im looking date casually at first, but open to possibilities in the future.
ME: 27, asian, 5'10, 180 lbs, tattoo (half sleeve on right arm....working on left soon). some of my hobbies are watching the DUCKS (hockey, not actually going to a pond and watching birds poop), movies (have over 600 dvds and blurays), video games (duh...i'm asian), and anything geeky. I also love to travel and workout at the gym.
YOU: between 18-35, not too hard on the eyes, hopefully some similar interests (but if not i'm always open to exploring new hobbies), and 420 tolerant, if not 420 friendly. and i dont need a pic off the first contact, but please be confident enough to send a pic sooner rather than later because i would like to get a sense of what you look like. ^_^
the pics below are of me with one of my cats (dont have cats anymore), a recent pic of me dressed up before going to watch Wicked in Hollywood (play was okay), and a buddy of mine and myself at the Ducks game on 1/4/12 (lost against the Sharks)

***PLEASE PUT "DUCKS" ON SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SPAM***

• Location: Anaheim 714
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I love to have a Pregnant Girl Friend. I will take care of her and her baby and other children and all of her loved ones. I will provide her financial support. Place to live, Health insurance and any other thing she and her baby might need for a happy and healthy living.

Please put "PREG" in the subject line so I know you are real.

• Location: Southern California
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Ok so here it goes I'll try this one more time. Hopefully I will have better luck finding a real person this time instead of just spam and dating sites . So if that is you Please move on
So how are you doing tonight what I am looking for is a sweet honest woman to enjoy life with. Someone who enjoys going out but also loves having a night in with a movie holding each other on the couch. Someone who will love me for me and I would love you for you. I don't really have a type just be fun with a good head on your shoulders. Not really looking for a high maintenance type just your average plain Jane type. I am open to any race , age is just a number , if you have a kid that's ok too. We all deserve to be happy right?
If you have read this far I guess I should tell you about me right? I am 32 yrs old tall average white guy brown hair and eyes . I have an average build not fat but it's hard to find time to go work out I have a car and a job that I love going to . The hours are kinda weird but I would make time for the right girl. I am separated going through a divorce and I do have kids who don't live with me . I know thats probobly not what you want to hear but just being honest .I hope you would be ok with that. I lovegoing out and having fun or just walking around or driving talking with no destination. I love the beach night or day. Any other questions you may have I will be more than happy to answer if you choose to respond. I hope you do and if you do tell me about yourself

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Just looking for a nice girl/woman that can accept me for who I am and like me for being me. Looking for a female friend at the moment that I can talk to and hangout with and hopefully it develops further from there. If you would like to get to know me just e-mail me and i'll send you my # . Hope I hear from someone :/

• Location: Paramount, CA
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OK, so i'm here to find a woman to play with, and nothing more. I'm attached already, but to a partner that lacks interest. I am a good looking professional guy, with a nice body. 6'2 200 lbs. Hairy chested, lean muscles. I have pics and an aim ID if you want to email me. I just want to have some DL fun with a mature woman seeking the same thing. No strings. I like my home, I just need something I cannot get there. Please be in shape (not gym-worked-out, but hwp) and available in the early afternoon. Race unimportant; discretion, creativity and passion a must!

• Location: Long Beach
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OK, so i'm here to find a woman to play with, and nothing more. I'm attached already, but to a partner that lacks interest. I am a good looking professional guy, with a nice body. 6'2 200 lbs. Hairy chested, lean muscles. I have pics and an aim ID if you want to email me. I just want to have some DL fun with a mature woman seeking the same thing. No strings. I like my home, I just need something I cannot get there. Please be in shape (not gym-worked-out, but hwp) and available in the early afternoon. Race unimportant; discretion, creativity and passion a must!

• Location: Long Beach
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Crazy venture here ... anybody going to be in Laughlin next weekend? Would love to meet a new friend and walk along the river, maybe play a few slots.

• Location: LB
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Are you free March 16th to the 18th? I'm from out of town and I will be working at the Wonder-Con at the Anahiem Con Center and I'm looking for a dinner date and maybe watch any of the evening movies or shows the Wonder-Con showcases. If you wanted to attend the W-con I could get you in or if youre not interested in going but would like to hang out that would be great too.
No stress no pressure. Just hang out for laughs and drinks.
Im Hawaiian, from Oahu. 5'9" .Bald because I shave it. Since my kung-fu days are way behind me, I only watch fighting sports. Read scary books. Zombies are ok. Not a gym nut but I go. I ride horses and watch movies. Photography is my favorite thing to do. I shoot Nikon but I'd go out with a Canon girl. :)
Open to race and Im not going to write a list other than to ask if you have a sense of humor or adventure. I'll let you tell me about you. (Please type nikon d200 into the subject so I know it's not a spam)
Hope to hear from you.

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Hello beautiful,

As I am a King, I do not have the time to spend traveling from village to village looking for a Queen. I had a Queen once before, but she was very lazy and just wanted to eat hog and drink wine all day. Well, I am a man of adventure and I seek excitement. I am looking for a Queen who wishes to be treated well, and can treat her King well. I require a picture of yourself, preferably done by the finest painter in your land. If no painter is available, one done by these so called camera things will be fine. 

Because I know how valuable your time is, I will be sure to respond accordingly. I will honor your reply accordingly. I do get along with maidens who are close to my age, but any age will be considered as long as you can provide me with good conversation and have a mature personality. I do not have a preference to your country of origin. As for your looks, I do not wish to have a Queen who likes to eat many hogs or wild boars. 

I hope to find a suitable Queen out there for me to treat special. I have treasure to share but they are only to be shared with the most special of Queens. Tell me why that could be you. 

~The King 

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