Teach me?

• Location: LA
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Please spend time with me. I need a friend among other things

• Location: la
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I am interested in a serious girlfriend for a long term relationship. please have your own place, car and job. Please respond with picture of yourself or good reson why and i will not send my picture until i recieve your picture. Dominant female's welcome

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I will be your new best friend. I am the jealous type. I will push away all other
friends, family, wives, husbands, girlfriends, co-workers, sense of loyalty,
professional goals and hobbies. I will envelop you until you exist only to feed
my appetite.

I'll have you slipping into behaviors you will hardly believe or chat about with
loved ones over your morning coffees. The previous night's activities
will haunt you through the week.

I will make you do things that make you question who you really are. I will show
you what being lost inside yourself really feels like.

I will reward you with pleasures beyond anything you ever imagined. Because you
will mingle with others just like you. You will all become brothers, sisters and
cousins in this family of perversion. In time you will become as sexually engulfed
as them. Stable minded, happy, even married individuals will be no match for
your attention in the bedroom. You will become the seducer. You will destroy
relationships. You will bend minds around your sex.

You will smother your emotional guilt with physical pleasure. And you will never
see what a painfully endless contradiction this is. You will try to silence your
screams of emptiness with moans of orgasm after orgasm. Yours, hers, his, theirs,
it's.

Cries of ecstasy will hide your tears of loneliness. Climaxes will become
uncontrollable churchlike confessions. You will suffer from fits of naked
post-coital honesty; but only for a few minutes after

Your masturbation of denial will be legendary.

I will make you truly understand the need for weekly support meetings.

As you slip into deeper rings of my perversion others who have known you for
years will take notice of your transformation. Some will be repulsed by the
change and will cower away. Others will try and pull you away from me. But
some...will lust for you. Ignoring themselves, their vows, and their integrity.

You will make them stray.

You will sleep with dozens, hundreds, maybe thousands and always be hungry. There
will be no bottom to your pit.

And no matter how bad I treat you there will always be an unbreakable bond
between us.

You will love me endless.

• Location: Los Angeles
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Hi I'm a sissy from the city of Glendale and I'm looking to meet with a woman that is into strapon play and femininzation, I'am 28 years old single hispanic male, I'm looking for any woman as long as she is pretty, curvy breasts and sweet and kind and humble. if interested pleaase feel free to contact me here on craigslist. Thank You :)
Please if your a white girl don't bother emailing me. Hispanic, Black, Asian or Armenian only

• Location: Glendale
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So there is no spam or confusion reply with the word OK so that I know you're REALLY interested. No "OK" no response.
Also do not send me pictures of other people, things, art, body parts or objects. An actual face picture is just fine. No sunglasses pictures!

21+ Thank you!

Here goes...

Im tall, slim, browskin, intelligent, witty, humorous, responsible and love to cuddle.
I work, drive, live alone, no kids, not broke & not ugly.
Im fashionable and shop at Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Macys, H&M, & Agent.
Im into acting, modeling, arts, and music.
Im usually watching, Mtv, Bet & Vh1 when I have time.
Im a healthy eater, dont smoke, and drink lightly.
I have my nerdy side & my street side, so if you're into the best of both worlds thats me.
I come from a diverse family of black, white, west indian & spanish people.
I've never discriminated against any race, color, or creed and adore woman that are themselves.
So I'm open to all, just dont be a wierdo and always remember to be yourself.
I dont want to talk to any female who thinks she's a celebrity, this is not reality t.v. this is real life.
I want to connect with woman who have their life together and just want to have fun and really get to know me.
So if you're reading this and it excites you please feel free to reply I'll be waiting.... Pictues are a Plus!!!

Now really how could you past up on this?
You're either intimidated or just lame.
Stop being prejudice and closeminded and enjoy life with someone exciting.
Dont sell your self short by falling into stereotypes.
Try something new for a change!

Talk to you soon!!!

• Location: PHL 2 LAX
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Ok, if you are married and unhappy and want to have some fun, then lets talk and see what happens.

• Location: Los Angeles
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Single dad. Fully employed. Great catch. I'll go quickly. Fun and funny. It's time to find my queen.

Must be petite, slim and very pretty.

Your photo gets mine. Serious only. Type hair color in subject line to separate you from the spam trolls. Good luck ladies!

• Location: Agoura Hills
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NO DRAMA THING WANTED DURING THE DAY

PLEASE SEND A PIC AND BE WILLING TO MEET MORNINGS

I AM WILLING TO PLEASE IN SO MANY WAYS

THX

• Location: THOUSAND OAKS TO WEST VALLEY
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. age race are open . Im 5'5" 145 . send pics you never know. just looking for a solid Girl to get to Know.I like extreme sports rarely drink. very athletic. you Dont have to be any of these Just be Cool

• Location: north hollywood
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I'm disabled due to a back injury is suffered at work 10 years ago. I found that I just cannot relate to able bodied females. I'm looking for a disabled female for a possible relationship. I don't care what you look like or what your disability is. I'm looking for someone I can relate to on a emotional level first.

• Location: Los Angeles
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...then you need to be my woman!

Let me start by telling you about me. Professionally, I'm a Real Estate Broker, Private Security Company owner, and I have graduated summa cum laude with my Associate of Science Degree in Business Administration: Computer Information Systems (June 2011). I am simultaneously attending law school, to earn my Juris Doctorate and become a criminal defense and civil/business litigation attorney, and California State University - Los Angeles to earn my Bachelor of Science in Business Administration: Information Systems. Yes, I'm an overachiever, that's because I have very high standards for myself, which means I will have the same expectations for the woman I choose to be with. My only source of envy and regret is that I am not you so that I can know and feel what its like to be with me! :-)

I am more than capable of dedicating the time necessary to cultivate a relationship with a woman who is equally capable of devoting her time and attention on me. I am very honest, sincere, considerate, and thoughtful. I enjoy quiet evening or solitary events with my significant other. Walks along the shore, picnics in the parks, private dinners, or just sitting watching the sun set is preferred over loud crowded event requiring the location of parking and standing in long lines.

Please allow me to tell you what I'm currently seeking as it relates to a woman. I'm interested in a romantic, dedicated, sincere, considerate, direct, spontaneous, affectionate, sexually aggressive woman whom is actively seeking a meaningful, serious, supportive, and monogamous relationship. A woman who does not take forever to make a simple decision regarding whether she's interested in someone or not, and who does not equate her interest in someone with how much money they spend on her or what hoops they jump in order to be with her. A woman that's genuinely interested in simply being my woman without the need for dating games, or ritualistic procedures! A woman who does not wait for the man to do or start everything. A woman who is fully capable of planning an event without sitting at home waiting for the man to do it. Race and age is not a determining factor.

Physically, my ideal woman is tall, extremely busty [34G and above would be ideal (just kidding, maybe)], kids optional, race open, long hair (whether you grew or bought it doesn't matter), and who is very, ridiculously, overly affectionate! I prefer a girly girl. A woman who enjoys wearing make-up, dresses, and close toe heels/pumps. A women that enjoys looking and feeling beautiful inside and out. I enjoy having intelligent conversations so please be able to discuss topics critically and philosophically. Also, I like an extremely super ridiculously overly affectionate woman! One who enjoys holding hands, kissing, touching, fondling, sucking, drinking, tasting, smelling, etc., on a constant and consistent basis.

Now, because this is Craigslist and there thousands of fake profiles that auto respond to these posts, I am requesting that you respond to this post in a very specific way so that I may know you are in fact a REAL serious women and that you've actually fully read this post and understand what I am asking for. When responding, please do all of the following:

#1: Please attach SEVERAL clear and recent pictures of yourself,

#2: Include your direct cell or home phone number so we can talk like normal adults,

#3: In the subject line of your response, please type, "I'M READY TO BE YOUR WOMAN!"

If your response does not meet the above requirement, I WILL NOT respond and I will take it as an indication that not only did you not read my profile, but that you are just another fake auto responder. In your response tell me about yourself. Describe yourself in detail (up to and including your weight, and complete body measurements including bra, waist, and hips). Tell me what you enjoyed about my posting and what made you respond to it. Tell me what you're looking for and how you think I can assist you in achieving that goal.

Because this is Craigslist I have to add this disclaimer: Please no prostitutes! This includes women looking for shelter or financial assistance. I'm looking for a woman who is interested in me without the requirement of being paid in order to accomplish this goal. I think my time is just as valuable as yours and if we're not going to pay each other then we might as well call it a draw. :-) This ad is not for every woman, but it is for that one special woman who can read between the lines and understand the sincerity in my search. Is this you? If so, then please make yourself known as I would very much appreciate a serious response from a serious woman so that I can stop posting this advertisement and begin focusing my attention and energy on our relationship.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

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im tired of constantly looking on this site and not finding anyone whos real or seious. so i thought id just put up my own post and see if I get any replies. im native american/german 28/m 5'10 dark brown hair and brown eyes 150 lbs.(six61) SIX4FIVE-ONE7SEVEN9 im a real honest, down to earth guy who just wants someone to enjoy life with and have fun doing it. NO DRAMA AND YES IM 100% REAL.

• Location: santa clarita
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This is for business purposes ONLY! I need a thin model for a special assignment. There will be nudity but absolutely NO SEX INVOLVED! Pleas submit a photo for consideration.

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What do I mean by old fashioned? It means I don't want to rush this. I want you to be a friend first. I don't want this to just be about sex. I want a lady who can talk often, chat, text, email or call. If this is something that appeals to you, write to me.

• Location: Arcadia
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Hey wha'ts up? really chill attractive guy here new to the area, looking for someone to wake n bake NOW! haa i got it...just looking for good company to join me :) text/call me if you're interestd...lookin for now 9oh 9 3seven 4twotwo6four
Chris.

• Location: Torrance/Westwood, Ca
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hey im a 28/m looking for someone to have some fun with. email me with pictures if you want to meet up and maybe go have drinks and see where it goes from there. im native american 5'10 150 lbs with dark brown hair and eyes.8 inches. 420 friendly. please only seriously interested girls respond im tired of getting all these fake responses. looking for FWB for possible LTR.

• Location: canyon country
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Please be skinny. No fat or thick girls please. It's my money so I should get what I want. Please send a picture.

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wm 46 5'9 tall handsome romantic guy looking to meet a good romantic passionte women for friendship/companionship/sex partner L,T,R iam open to any race & age not looking for one nighjt stand womem sorry ,iam very clean guy dd/free you be two thanks i do not smoke or do any drugs,about me i enjoy music see nice movies,day time dining travel walk on the beach,love to kiss & cuddle,if you like what you read and see than please wtight ''FRIENDSHIP'' in the subject line so i know that you are not a spam with your info and picture or be deleted thanks 818-two-zero-seven-8012 you can text me two ant time thank you for reading my ad and have nice day bye for now tony,

• Location: sfv
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I have kids and my marriage is not perfect, but I don't want to suffer internally. If you have the same problem, then contact me.

• Location: Los Angeles
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