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Open link in a new window Someone like Me (Merced) 50yr

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:55pm
I am married but in a very empty relationship r u like me?

  • Location: Merced
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Open link in a new window Younger guy looking for older woman for long term, loving relationship (San Jose) 24yr

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Mon, 02/06/2012 - 5:27pm
My name's Jason.
I'm 24 years old.
I prefer to be with a woman older than me (between the ages of 28-50) because they know what they want, are more wanting to settle down and have something serious and committed, are more affectionate and loving, more experienced emotionally and physically, don't play games, and i'm on a higher level with them mentally because they have their priorities in order.
I was born and raised in San Jose.
The reason i'm posting in the Merced section is because I have no problem with the distance is we have a romantic connection; you'd always be worth the drive to me.
I'm looking for a real, passionate, long term, committed relationship.
I'm 6'0 tall, and I weigh 250lbs, so if you're not attracted to big guys, i'm sorry.
I have been playing drums for over 10 years.
I also play guitar, piano, keyboards, vocals, and i'm a producer & songwriter for many genres of music.
I love to kiss and cuddle, and i'm a really affectionate guy.
I need a woman who's also very affectionate and loves to kiss and cuddle and be intimate a lot.
I can't date a woman who's cold and reserved and doesn't like to be affectionate.
I would like for you to want to have kids, or at least be open to having a kid, as I would love to be a dad.
I love a woman who wears heels and flip flops daily, I don't know why, it's just really attractive to me.
I really love animals.
I also enjoy watching movies.
I love making a woman laugh and smile.
I strongly dislike flakes, unless they are in my cereal, preferably frosted.
It's really important to me that I make a woman feel safe and protected when she's with me, especially when i'm holding her in my arms.
I can promise you that only 60% of the time, I bite every time. ;)

If you're interested in a serious and committed, long term relationship, email me back and have the subject line say "Merced Angel"

I hope to hear from you.

-Jason

  • Location: San Jose
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Open link in a new window Good man looking (Merced) 57yr

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:02am
I enjoy helping people. It would give me great pleasure to help a young woman who hasn't yet had any breaks in her life. If you are tired of stress from worrying about paying rent and bills maybe we can get together. I'd love to find a young woman who needs a place to call home. Someone who will appreciate what I am offering. I can offer you a nice place to live and help you decide what you want to do with your life. Maybe you want to take some online college classes. Maybe you want to relax and take a break from whatever bad experience you've encountered. I won't marry again but I still like being the provider and making women happy.

  • Location: Merced
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Open link in a new window Sexy woman wanted (Merced)

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:46pm
Hello all I am a 38 year old man that is looking for some good times. I am straight, single, good shape, short hair, mustash and goatee. I am not looking for anything long term. I am just looking for a few women that would like me to take them out for a good time. A real good time then maybe a real real good time. If you are interested then get back with me and let me take you out for some fun. I'm looking for women between 25 to 35 who are thin to curvy, not into fat or really over weight women. Looking for women that like to have unattached fun and are uninhibited. If you are that then Please get back to me and let's have some fun. Thanks for reading!!!

  • Location: Merced
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Open link in a new window LOOKING FOR LOVE OR FUN (FREE TODAY)

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Sat, 02/04/2012 - 10:53pm
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Open link in a new window Teach me to slow dance. I will pay you cash (Merced only)

m4w - Craigslist.org - California - Merced - Sat, 02/04/2012 - 2:06pm
Teach me to slow dance.
I'll pay you hard cold cash.
No BS. It's just that simple.
I wanna be able to take my GF dancing.
Plain old slow dance? Latin? I really don't care.
Send me a pic and tell me your rate.
Coffee first to see if we hate each other.
No pic, no reply. Sorry, I won't dance with Snookie's evil twin.
No pic, no reply. Sorry, I won't dance with Snookie's evil twin.
No pic, no reply. Sorry, I won't dance with Snookie's evil twin.
No pic, no reply. Sorry, I won't dance with Snookie's evil twin.
Well, on second thought, yeah, I probably would, but I'd still wanna see a picture.

NOTE:

I have now pretty-much given up on this endeavor.
I thought it would be pretty easy to find a nice, decent, reasonably attractive woman who wanted to have a nice time and make a few bucks ($20/hr) to teach me a few simple steps.
Not so.
Here's how the replies broke down:

36 automated spammers
4 nice, normal-looking ladies who were flakes (no-shows)
2 elderly woman
1 nice woman whose services I couldn't afford
3 obese
2 stunningly unattractive women
1 who was almost certainly a man
5 who refused to send a pic no matter what (I'll send u mine in return for God's sake)

It coulda, shoulda been so simple

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  • Location: Merced only
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