But it's your gender's delusion and deceit that nailed me to it.

Let's face it: Women are the weaker gender, and weakest of all seems to be your collective ability to walk a straight line of truth. You're the drunk drivers of the dating world, leaving in your wake smoking heaps of emotional wreckage whose only sin was finding themselves in your way

Before you cover your monitor in Ben and Jerry's and bust out the typing wand to fire off a strongly worded condemnation of my beliefs that resonated so strongly with your subconscious insecurities, ask yourself if I'm really wrong. Are you a unique and beautiful snowflake who dedicates herself to honesty and the best interests of her partner or a portly princess with entitlement poisoning whose go-to response for not getting expensive enough birthday presents is to hop on the nearest erect penis?

Probably somewhere in between, but you get the idea. Nobody's perfect, but at least you can rationalize your own imperfections by pretending they're the product of your partner's own failings, right?

Well the good news is, your dream date is here, confident you'll make someone very happy some day. Someone else. I can do better.

I hold myself to a higher standard of behavior and expect the same from my partners after watching countless friends reduced to sobbing wrecks at the hands of some of femininity's more dangerous stereotypes: The diseased club slut (aka anything with a vagina found in one), the pretentious book nerd (OMG free trade coffee!), even the subtly insane girl next door who's less than forthcoming about her atomic biological clock's impending alarm.

I couldn't give you a great answer on why I'm posting this given your likely quality as a craigslist whore (two rungs above club slut with single mom's in between?), but given past experiences the best women are found in the most unlikely of circumstances.

Expect any stones to be cast back with interest, sinners.

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Hi Im Jon (Asian). Im looking for a date (FEMALE only) this coming wed. If you are interested, please shoot me an email with your contact info.
Thanks

Date includes..Dinner (prefer sushi or of your choice) and a movie (if you want).

Oh btw, please send me ur pics.
Thanks

• Location: Pomona
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GL latino looking for some NSA fun tonight. 508/170 in shape. into all type of girls. and really love the a nice booty. safe play only and looking to travel. if interested hit me up. face pic for trade.

• Location: pasadena
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just looking around you lonely? dont be, im real, single, employed and like wine how about you? i give awesome neck rubs.


maximiliano

• Location: san gabriel
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5'11
170lb
Very fit and attractive...
I am in good shape.....
Love working out.. .
If your interested h.m.u..
No fakes please

• Location: 323
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it's been several months since i've last been intimate with a woman.... and it was several months the last time before that. so i guess there is a sense of sexual frustration that has a hold of me.... of course, it would be nice to experience the pleasures of intimacy with a woman again. even it didn't involve full-on intercourse... just some deep kissing and heavy touching to get the blood flowing to the right places would be nice. so if there's a woman out there that could help me with my sexual frustration... hopefully it will be mutually pleasurable... then you can text me at nine4nine, 3five1, nine3three9.

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I'd LOVE to help out a petite cute girl with rent or any bills.
Shoot me over an email with how much is needed, what you can offer, and a picture.
I'm not looking for anything crazy, don't worry.
This can be an ongoing arrangement! :)

• Location: Los Angeles
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Hey im Jacob I live in Azusa and Im just looking for a STONER CHICK. No Drama No Age req. no weight req. just a chill stoner that likes to have fun

Me:6'1" 270 lbs long hair laid back smoke a llot of weed but can hold an intelligent conversation

You:Stoner, laid back, at least a half a brain, and likes big guys

No Pic No Reply

• Location: AZUSA
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Sexy daughter type wanted 18+ by mature Daddy. Friends with benefits. I can help with some of your bills if you are the right girls. Prefer pretty cuacasian or latinas. Trim non smoking. Reply with 3 recent pics and your info.

• Location: sgv
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Hi There,

I'll be in your area on business tomorrow night (2/8). My business brings me to this area often and I'd love to find some spontaneity tomorrow night.

I'd love to find someone who is interested in a few drinks, some conversation, flirting and wherever else the evening leads us. Whose up for some spontaneous fun?

Me: 35, have a great career, tall, well built, dark blue eyes, sexy shaved head (think sophisticated & sexy) attractive, and fun loving.

You: Feminine, intelligent, sexy and in a spontaneous mood. This is actually me.. I have other photos I could send. Please respond if you'd like to have some fun tomorrow night!

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Hi there!

I'm a SWM, smart, kind, caring, fit, graduate educated, professional, very easy to talk to and fun to be around. I'm looking for a woman who is smart, kind, and caring, and fit. Do you have a career you love but like to come home and put it aside. If so, drop me a line.

Please send a note and photo and tell me a bit about yourself.

Please put HELLO DAVID in the subject of your email as I tend to get a lot of spam here.

Thanks

DAVID

• Location: PASADENA
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Are you woman who needs help. If yes, maybe I can help you. Maybe you can help me too. I'm interested in meeting a woman at her home. You should be 18 years old older. You don't need to have perfect looks. I'll consider you as long as you have good looks.

If you're interested, please send me an email with your information (name, age, description, and city) and pictures. Also please tell me how I can help you at the end of each meeting. Thanks!

• Location: SGV
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HELLO I AM A YOUNG BIKER I HAVE A NICE HARLEY.,,,I AM CURRENTLY OUT OF WORK....BUT AM LOOKING FOR A WOMEN I CAN HELP OUT IN LIFE HANG OUT WITH DO FUN STUFF,,WORK AROUND THE HOUSE ,,,I AM LOOKING FOR WORK BUT ITS HARD,,I AM A HANDSOME MAN,,BUT WILLING TO TALK TO ALL TYPE OF LADYS I DO MASSAGE..I AM NOT AFRAID TO WORK..I NEED MONEY SO I WILL WORK TEXT ME FOR PICTURES,,,......I AM YOUNG CUTE AND MANLY...I AVE A GOOD BACK GROUND AND A DOWN TO EARTH GUY LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM U LADYS GOOD TIMES....

• Location: WEST COVINA
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Just looking for a girl between 18-25 who is into this. You would be surpised how many people watch hentai that are too embarassed to admit to watching it. I mean its a taboo in general to ever mention you watch porngraphy to the opposite sex in general and even more so for this sort of thing. Also I realized that a good amount of people who watch hentai also like anime, and I love anime. it be awesome to find a girl who was actually interested and/or enjoyed decent anime. I'm not some weird ackward nerd nerd or anything. I'm about 5'11 thin but in shape build, have been told I am handsome from time to time (I think im regular nice looking guy, but hey it up to you), tattoos etc. It's just how often are you able to ever even bring up a subject like this and not look really really weird and not make things really uncomfortable.

• Location: West Covin
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hi my name is Daryl..im 45,muscular, tall. I enjoy intellectual conversation,dancing, walks on the beach ,etc....im looking to meet someone with similar interests-race and age open...i also enjoy working out and looking to for someone who would like t go out for a drink or whatever., pedicures are awesome!!!pls reply w/pics for response...serious inquiries only...

• Location: corona
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Any age is fine. Any height!

I'm a short guy, but whatever. ;-) I'm single, with no kids; independent and etc. I have a great job!

Want to watch a MOVIE with me!?

• Location: Pasadena
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i'm a (now) Healthy, sober and good looking dude fresh out of rehab looking for some understanding female companionship...

with that on the table, i love art, music and movies. i read A-lot and is educated. i am currently not working -but thanks for the cash US gov't! (i have an incurable disease and it's called alcoholism) but that will probably change soon, as of right now-let's just say i have some free time.

also the state of California has deemed it inappropriate for me to drive right now, i suppose they assume i would do something like drink and drive-again. But i got a bicycle and few good friends who put up with driving me around.

I love to cook too! but hopefully YOU have a kitchen, as mine is full of (now clean) drug addicts that i live with. did i mention i am living in a half-way house?

that's right, I'M A catch- in case that wasn't obvious after the posting title.


I suppose it would be out of the question for me to set ANY kind of standards regarding the kind of female that i am looking for, however with that said, you MUST be a female, aside from that if your reading this it wouldn't be fair for me to put something chauvinistic like "must have big tits" or "bootylicious only" and in all fairness i don't really care if we click.

Did i mention i was a good looking guy?

pic for pic

• Location: Pasadena
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Looking for a dinner date!

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HI my names Jamie im 24 and im 5ft 4" and currently studying nursing at Mt Sac. Im down to earth guy, i like to talk and get to know people, and try new thing and go to bars and clubs or when im free i usually like to go to the mall or just hangout with my friends and just go see a movie.Well if you like to get to know me more just hit me up maybe we can exchange numbers and text.
plz send a pic also and in the subject line put your favorite movie thanks :)
my pics are recent aswell if u like i can send another

• Location: west covina
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Im bord tonight, any nice lady want to go out now?

• Location: pasadena
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