Live next to the shore, 26 years old active man. Looking for someone that can keep up, curves keep me going, and age is always a plus. Just be older than 18. Cougars don't be afraid, because I know your out there and I am looking for some curves, and someone that knows how to have fun during the day to night.

• Location: San Luis
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1. I know when to give advise & when to listen



2. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses (until there is no one looking)



3. I don't stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores



4. I love music, especially reggaeton



5. I'll make you laugh... a lot!



6. I can make a mean pot of chili, killer soup



7. I recycle... sometimes!



8. I know how to laugh at myself



9. I do not know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop



10. I'll take care of you when you're sick



11. I'll make fun of you



12. I like to give long, sensual back rubs (and receive too!)



13. If you need help with anything, I am always there!



14. I don't chew tobacco or smoke



15. I'm very smart



16. I take a shower every day, twice even sometimes



17. I'll let you beat me at chess/debate (not)



18. I'll keep working until I chip away at your walls



19. I don't care that you go out with the girls. In fact I will encourage it.



20. I would do just about anything for my family and friends



21. I'm very nice, generous and kind hearted



22. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door



23. I'll save everything you ever give me (including e-mails!)



24. I won't ever forget your birthday and will remind you when mine is coming



25. You just can't stop reading this!



26. I've never even seen one episode of the Jersey Shore or Gilmore Girls



27. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know



28. I'm really cute



29. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted



30. I'm a Dogers fan



31. I do not know how to make a fire



32. My kisses will take your breath away



33. I don't care if you leave your socks on



34. My weird habits you'll find adorable



35. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you



36. I give/adore 100% without expecting the same in return



37. I'll never waste your love



38. I'll will not laugh at every joke when it's not funny



39. Kissing gets better every time



40. Sometimes, I won't ever let you leave for work in the morning



41. I'll help you find your keys and your cell phone



42. I will ask for directions for you



43. We can watch your movie first



44. I eat red meat/sushi/etc.



45. I'll help clean the house every time people come over



46. My extended family is probably just as dysfunctional as yours



47. I smell good all of the time



48. I don't litter



49. When I can, I give the homeless spare change/food



50. I am great with kids



51. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies



52. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is



53. I know how to cook (somewhat)



54. I don't cry over spilt milk (or wine)



55. I have never stabbed anyone in the back



56. I don't overload the washer



57. What else have you got to do?



58. I know that whipped cream goes on more than sundaes



59. I've never auditioned for American Idol



60. I will take you out for Sunday morning breakfasts or brunch



61. Your chin fits right into my shoulder when I hold you close



62. I'll understand if you get jealous



63. I'm just that good



64. You're getting very sleepy...



65. I've never been on Jerry Springer



66. I may already have a million dollars



67. You won't be able to get me out of your head



68. I know that automatics are better than sticks



69. I know that objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear



70. I like walks on the beach at night for no reason at all



71. I never run with scissors



72. I know how to keep a secret



73. If you spell something wrong I just think it's cute



74. I'm passionate



75. I have all my shots



76. I can be very funny at times



77. I'm a kid at heart



78. I don't care if you eat off my plate



79. When you're sleeping I'll always try to be quiet



80. You really would dig having me to cuddle with on the couch



81. I'm short but will try to reach things for you



82. I like to do laundry



83. I love animals



84. A morning at the beach and a baseball game in the afternoon sounds like a great Saturday to me



85. I like going to the gym



86. If you are my friend you are my friend for life



87. I'm 100% loyal



88. I'm the most direct person you'll ever meet



89. We can learn a lot from each other



90. I'm really romantic



91. I love to play board games/cards



92. I will always have your back



93. I'm pretty handy around the house



94. I'm college/grad. educated with multiple degrees



95. I love to watch movies



96. I'll be your best friend as well as your lover



97. I don't take myself too seriously



98. I love weekend getaways



99. I'm not very fashionable but I do clean up pretty well



100. I'm younger than 30



101. After reading this far you've already got too much invested not to respond lol =]


:::: When replying to this post, I'd greatly appreciate it if you were so kind to include a few pictures as I have plenty of photos as well::::

Hope to hear from you soon.... ((Big Hugs))



I know this is not the right place to seek a relationship but here i am giving it a try. Yet writing it down is not as easy as i excepted it to be. Here i go!
I'm seeking an open minded person, someone that is ready to be in a relationship. Someone that is well groomed and traveled. Someone that is caring and
respectful, loving and strong. I'm an opened minded person who is also well groomed, caring and loving and thoughtful. I want a woman in life. Although having
a date or two a week is not hard, I'm still single. I'm 5-11 195lbs
Let chat if you are here MrS Right for me. I'll be waiting !!-And Very down to earth i would say! Ii love cuddling kissing holding hands cant find any1 ! I hate wen someone trys to control my life i like to live it up!! Ive kinda learned to count on me and if i wanna do sumthing i'll do it!! I cant stand Fake people... Being yourself and being real is an A+!! I'm interested in a women who enjoys life, is optimistic, playful, intelligent, responsible, open-minded, and who likes to laugh. A woman who has put her past behind her and is interested in a down to earth guy, and also enjoys the finer things in life. .I'm going to do something not cool right now by saying that I'd like to think that I'm one of those great guys and an amazing catch. Terribly smug to say, I realize, but I say it not to brag and I would be more than willing to back it up with more than just possibly hollow words. It's just that I have an old-fashioned view on how to treat a girl, which is not to say that I'm out of touch with reality. Maybe not all of us guys are as one-sided as we can sometimes act, though a lot of us actually are. I just still believe that two people can connect in a way that's playful and innocent, while also being sarcastic and edgy.
Just so I know you're not a troll replying to every ad, put your age and today's date in the subject line. In the body of the email, put your name, age and location as well as a little about you.

• Location: SLO
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Ok, so I'll try this again, looking for someone to connect with tonght.... I would like someone to chill and have great sex with tonight, so many fake people on here seems to be impossible to connect with someone decent as well. Just really looking for someone to have some good physical fun wtih. Not into pain, or any weird stuff... A little bit of kinkyness or none is cool too. I'm good looking, look a few year younger, single, and ddf. Please be in good shape, 18 - 36, good looking and just interested in some physical fun as well.

I'm not like 99% of these guys on here who are disgusting. If you are in the same boat and looking for a cool guy to have fun with, then send me an email with your pic attached. Pic 4 pic, no pic, no response. You won't be dissapointed. Please inlcude a pic that isn't super small and super low quality, what do you have to loose? Please include your stats as well and please put "late night city fun" in the subject line so I know you are not spam or fake.

• Location: SLO
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I am looking for an open minded and uninhibited woman who needs some excitement and adventure and wants something different with an open relationship. I'm a kind, protective, bighearted, well educated, healthy, comfortable to be with and insightful man who wishes to find a woman with whom to pursue and explore the Alternative Adult Lifestyle scene beginning at small private parties or anything that makes you feel secure. Guaranteed no pushiness involved. Your limits absolutely observed. Satisfy any curiosity.
Understand that you do not necessarily have to play with me although it would be nice if that would happen. You choose whom to enjoy. I will be your friend, partner and confidant. and hopefully your committed mate.
As in any endeavor, it appears at first to be intimidating and scarey.

• Location: SLO area
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Good-looking 40 y/o married man seeking an attached woman (45-55 y/o) that doesn't want to leave her present commitment. Looking for an ongoing morning or afternoon fling and possibly some nights, I can often host and have a fairly flexible schedule. This doesn't have to be solely a sexual thing or it can be, it's up to us? I'm looking for someone who needs some extra excitement, a lot of foreplay and wants to get-it-on and get down every now and then; it can be something that we both get to look forward to that turns us on and keeps us going. Please respond so we can get this started, send info about yourself and what you're looking for and pics if you're comfortable. I can send pics and more info, once I know you are interested.

• Location: mb cay
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All I have to say is WOW. What do you think this is 1950? There is a reason you are 45 and living with mommy and daddy, never married and no kids. You sit at home all day on your "games" and smoke pot while your mother cooks, cleans, and I bet even bathes you. Grow up, shave, and get the hell out of the house! You wont find any woman sittin on your couch, eating your mama's home made mac and cheese playing WOW. Not even a gamer chick is gonna put up with your sorry ass mama boy.

BTW I wish you all the luck in finding that special lady who will slave for you the way your mother has. Unfortunately, your mother ruined you for all women. Much love, and peace!

• Location: Creston
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SEXO,DISCRETO,MANDAR FOTO EN EL PRIMER MSJ

• Location: san luis obispo
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or go for a drink.I'm looking for an easy going gal to hang out with.I am fun to be around and love adventure.

• Location: Shell beach
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Dumb, ugly, unemployed, fat, loud are words which describe my polar opposite.
And yet, in a town full of bros and frat boys, and girls who imitate the Jersey Shore, it can be hard to find a girl worthwhile.
I've been around the world, but I've recently got a job in the SLO area and would like to start a real relationship.

Ask to see a picture if you like. Or just say hello and any question you like.

• Location: SLO
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hi looking for ltr not getting any younger,love the outdoors,cooking,walks ,having fun, trips, ect, not bad looking .???????

• Location: any
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Local, discreet 20's something couple seeking a fit, clean, attractive girl that is interested in building a friendship and playing with us!! We are looking specifically for a younger girl (18-25) that is interested in being trained "part time" as our sex slave. We are both tall, kinky, dominant and attractive couple. He is 28, fit, muscular and experienced. she is 22, very sexual and loves exploring with other girls. We know this is kind of crazy but we just want to post here a little on CL and look around. It is really hard to find cool playmates in this town (slo)

Any girls interested in exploring their submissive side are encouraged to reply. we have bee together for two years and are clean, respectful, full time professionals just looking for a little fun play on the side. email us for more info!

• Location: SLO
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• Location: JOIN TODAY
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Hi, I'm 25, 6'1", short hair, green eyes. I like going to the movies, beach, cars, sports etc. Maybe we can hang out in between classes or go to Morro Bay, etc. I live in Paso but go to school in SLO.

• Location: SLO
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Looking for a wise, educated, professional, open-minded, sincere, trustworthy, intellectual and special Woman. Although I also care for the looks I am more interested in your brain. If I find the right brain I can be negotiable on the looks. Put "THE BRAIN" in the subject line so that I know you are real and not a spam. You do not have to send a picture at this stage but it will be appreciated if you do. I will tell you all about myself after receiving your interest. I am open to all races and ages. I am an open-minded guy

• Location: SAN LUIS COUNTY
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Seeking a slender or HWP woman for a dinner date. I am 6'0" , 200 lbs, and great smile.
Please be friendly and have good hygiene. Please send a photo and I will send one in return.
Hope to hear from you soon.

• Location: SLO
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Hello craigslist, I'm on here looking to meet a girl who likes talking theoretical jargon; you know religion, the sexes, society's illusions, all THAT stuff. I don't consider it dry or boring but all my friends do soooo I'm on ol' craigslist. About me, I was in the Navy and now work on music at the parents house. I really don't like living at home but it lets me focus in a way working 40 hours a week wouldn't allow, I treat it like school. I'm self taught in most things and would like to meet someone who is too and appreciates it. I'm sarcastic and disagree with most things. It's humbling starting music at an age when my friends are getting married and divorced. I'm fairly self sufficient with money, car and the like. I like all types of music as long as it's real. 4twenty friendly. If you want to meet shoot me an e-mail : )

• Location: Nipomo
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I used to be a player and kind of a "Bad Boy", but I'm at the point in my life where I'm tired of games and drama, and just ready to be with one special girl. I have a romantic side to me, like to go to nice resturants, the beach, day trips down the coast, or stay in an watch movies all day. I am a SWM, tall, and stay in pretty good shape. I like to laugh and have a good time, I have a sick sence of humor at times, I am college educated, have a job, a car, and have my sh*t together. So, if I sound like a guy you would like to meet, just say hi

• Location: Slo
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I dont like having to post online to find a woman to spend time with :( But things have change (for better or worse) and I have to much time on my hands. Ha Ha I would like to spend some of that time with a woman over 50yrs doing some fun things together. I like to dance,rv camping,kayacking,movies,walks on the beach,kiss and make love,but not always in that order. Ha Ha Interested,send photo and put (for better or worse) in title to weed out spam,all others will go to trash. I dont like to waste time (yours or mine)

• Location: Paso
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First off, I believe in honesty. Yes, I am living with my parents, but, no, I don't live in the basement, that's a stereotype! I've had no real need for a woman the last 45 years, but, alas, my mom won't live forever, and I need to replace her. She is only 78, but I believe in being proactive (that's how I got to the top of my game in the collectables industry).

About me:
I am in great shape, and I don't even work out.
My mom's friends consider me good looking.
I occasionally spark it up, but I'm not an addict.
I make a decent living trading figurines on-line, plus when mom and dad die, the house is all mine.
I don't (again I believe in honesty) have a lot of experience with women, and the experience I do have went horribly wrong. I always seem to pick the teases.
I am a great conversationalist, and I am very funny (I used to keep mom's bridge club in stitches when they met at our house, now they meet somewhere else, I don't know where)

About you:
You need to be able to cook all my favorite foods: Homemade Mac N' Cheese (none of that boxed crap) Meatloaf, and mashed potatoes, Tuna casserole, etc.
If you can't cook it, you need to be willing to let mom teach you how.
No nagging! (this is a deal breaker) I don't want to hear how I don't pick up after myself, or how I need to stop getting high (occasionally) etc.
Keep yourself presentable.
You don't have to worry about "putting out" I gave up on that dream a long time ago, probably when I discovered the internet. Although if you have supermodel good looks (a definite plus) we could put that back on the table, and, maybe, put your back on the table (get it?) (told you I was funny).

I think I have a lot to offer the right woman. If you are fussy, spoiled, or just a tease, please don't apply. If you think you fill all of my requirements, please let me know, the line forms to the right.

• Location: Creston
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Me: Im a funny, cute, smart, awesome guy looking to meet a funny, cute, smart, awesome girl. I'm 23 and Im a college student who also works part time living here in SLO. I really love making art, reading, listening to music, going to shows, road trips, hiking, and really love to laugh and make others laugh. I can't stand dub step and would much rather listen to old school punk rock, indie, 90's alternative, and a little bit of everything really if it's creative and interesting. I like a girl who's unique and likes to laugh at my dumb jokes. It wouldn't hurt if she also liked the pixies and old comic book art but I can't be too picky. If I sound like someone you might get along with then send me an email and maybe we'll hit it off! If you send me a pic so I know your an actual girl and not an Internet robot then I'll send you one back so that you'll know I'm an actual guy and not an Internet robot either.

• Location: SLO
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