lets see whell im a laid back guy
average body
im mexican
pic 4 a pic
u send me a pic and ill send u mine
u have more questions i have answers
i have a prince albert

READ THIS IN FULL I am fun ,daring , whitty and have no limits . I am looking for a girl who can be genuine and compassionate and loves attention
one who is not affraid to takes thigs fast , I dont play games iam to grown for that and I am more than you could you could ask for , no kids , no baggage ,my own place , and I am good looking with a nice body and well u can figure the rest out any way I am Chris

If you reply to this ill ask you to text me to prove your real so please dont waste my time
ill take a pic or 2 now

Please if your under a 7.5 dont even contact me . IAM looking for my match and if iam not atracted to you it wont work so please dont waste my time

Me: I'm fat. I'm ugly, my mom dresses me funny, people make fun of me, I'm a star trek fan, I have a small penis, I hate camping, roadtrips, sports, fishing, snowboarding, lakes and dogs. I'm a virgin that is going no where in life with no job and no education and I occasionally have to wear diapers because I pee myself when I laugh at my reflection.

You: You are probably stupid, ugly and are definitely have mental issues.

Ok, so... now that I've covered my being a complete liar and an asshole, I figure I now fit into the stereotypical GUY portfolio of what all women want. That being said, hit me up :)

hi im single 32 single descent shape gl , good sense of humor and very lively and fun to be around seeking a woman between 18-35 descent shape and looking all races may aplly 420 a plus good attitude sense of humor also plus so if you are single and wanna have some fun and see whrere it takes us then reply hear from u soon.im not lloking for marriage unless its the right person but you must be honest we could possibly ending just monogamous fwb or whatever im flexible hit me up

Hello, I am a very nice and wonderful white male looking for what is missing in my marriage. I have been married for a long time and my wife has lost her drive for fun!!!! I am looking for a wonderful women that is in the same kind of marriage and is looking as well. I am not going to leave my situation as i have Kids and love them too much.

I am looking to take it slow and get to know the person a little. I love to massage,caress and touch a womens body. Slow Play!!!! I am sick of wham bam thank you that I get ever 2 month from the wife. Slow Passionate love making. I miss it!!!

I am good looking, great body,educated,clean,5'10,180lbs business exc....

Hope to hear from you

Im ready to go out there and have fun my whole life ive been a shut in kind of guy never experienced love never wanted to try until now I have a lot of it in me
I want a girl that wants the simple things in life to be with a good person and not want anything but love and respect and caring
about me
Im 5'7
brown eyes
getting slimmer by the days
going into the military
I love dirtbiking
video games
working out
hanging out
I smoke cigs
I drink on occasion
I love animals
I looooove music
my dream date is to go somewhere fun like the movies or out running around having fun
im really funny smart cute (I geuss as ive been told) and crazy lol
put something funny in the title so I know youre real
hit me up!
pic for pic

So I think it's safe to say that at the very least I'm a cute guy. I'm tall and lean. Short dark hair. Geek chic glasses. Still young. Looking for fun. Preferably looking for a girl 21-30, lean like me and single. I'm a nice guy and not looking for a hook up or a one night stand or anything. I'm really just doing this to try and meet someone to start building a friendship and hopefully more down the road. Now with all of that out of the way, on to my unconventional post...

Basically, I love music, and I'm looking for someone I can share my passion with. So I figured why not give CL a taste of my tastes and see if anything can come from it. So here's a mix I made. All the songs can be found on youtube, so if you're into good music hunt them down and tell me what you think. If you're into it, then there's a pretty good chance we'd get along.

1. The Pleasure Seekers - What a Way to Die
2. Billie Jo Spears - Get Behind me Satan and Push
3. The Alarm - What Kind of Hell
4. Screaming Sneakers - Violent Days
5. Television Personalities - This Angry Silence
6. The Zeros - Beat Your Heart Out (only live performances on youtube)
7. The Wipers - Mystery
8. The Bouncing Souls - Neurotic
9. The Velvet Underground - I'll Be Your Mirror
10. Songs: Ohia - Soul

Hi 33 male single newbury park. any f 18-35 wanna hang out tonite. maybe take a walk along the beach or lake and see
what happens. grab a bite to eat you name it Im gamed for whatever email me back the sooner the better

one-in-a-million-girl

i wanna have breakfast with you. waffles with syrup and scrambled eggs and OJ at a local cafe. or on the road. or in my kitchen where we mess around and laugh and then jump on the bed to watch a movie. i want to kiss u while u tell me about some favorite movie of yours. i wanna order the movie if i don't have it and get all excited when it arrives in the mail. i wanna feel ur cute little feet under the sheet in the morning as they look for me because they're cold, and i tickle u for half a second...ur cute little squeals and then i wrap my arms around u until you're warm.

i wanna laugh with u. take the dog for walks. talk about nothing. talk about everything. talk philosophy. watch Andy SNL shorts. find something strange or beautiful together every time we're together: an object on the sidewalk, a mind-tripping thought, a sunset, the sound of your voice.

i wanna put a motorcycle helmet on ur little head and feel ur arms tightly wrapped around me as we ride down to the beach for lunch. or not, because you tell me motorcycles are too dangerous and win me over with your cute smile and worried face. i wanna sit by the ocean, order random appetizers and i watch your eyes dance because you're happy and ur little body's filled with passion...and sometimes u try to hold back a smile, but the cute corners of your mouth give it all away so way ahead of time. i want to hold your hand and lead you to our table.

i want to hold your hand for the first time and feel my heart catch on fire, or butterflies when my hand cups the small of you back for the first time and kiss u deeply. i wanna dive-bomb ur cheek with little surprise-attack kisses when ur not looking. i wanna lean in...breath softly and put my lips gently on your neck for the first time..

i wanna get drunk with you, and on you.

i want you to let me plan a trip and just go with it. on a boat, on a plane, in a car, in the rain. i want to get seats next to each other on a plane and be the annoying couple that won't stop playing...and sometimes want to be the mature couple who finds all kinds of deep meaning in silence or conversations. i want to help you get up on a surfboard behind the boat for the first time on a lake, or give u a yell of encouragement when you get up on the wakeboard. i wanna pull over on the side of the road, on one of our road trips, because you have to pee so bad and i can laugh at how cute you are while i watch for traffic. i wanna take you rock climbing and tell you how it doesn't matter how good you are...it's just an experience. i wanna hold you from behind on a trip to catalina and get drunk on the smell of your neck and the ocean air.

i want to take you to the shooting range and put those little earmuffs on to protect your hearing. i wanna see how cute and sexy you look wearing those eye protection glasses. i wanna tell you 'good job' even if you miss the target completely because it's so rad that you were willing to even try something scary and fun.

i want you to be there when my friends and i are playing games in the pool. i wanna cry 'marco' and try to find your 'polo' in the crowd. haha. i want to push you in the pool and have you pull me in with you. i want to KISS you in the pool...your hair wet, the sound of your laughter, my strength against your softness. i wanna watch tv in the jacuzzi with u, but ignore what's on.

i want the slowwwwest sex. the kind that takes hours. a candle, air conditioning and the kind of patience that hurts. so. good. i want to taste your kisses...explore the warmth of your neck with my lips...exchange kiss for kiss from top to bottom....and i want that hard sex that can't wait. bathroom counter sex, car sex, trail of clothes throw you on the bed i want you NOW sex.

i want to hold you. i want to hold you by the beach, in public on a bench, when you're sad or scared, and when you're laughing...or crying. especially if you're crying.


i wanna kiss you slowly in a grove of giant redwoods.

i want those knowing glances across the room in public. i want to meet a bunch of characters with you and laugh at life's variety.

i wanna dress up and hit a nice restaurant we've never been to, and some we have. i wanna drive through taco bell.

i wanna be cool with you. to experience intense passions and curiosities...but also be able to just....chill. to be.

i want those speechless moments. i wanna KNOW how short life is. i want u to remind me when i forget. i want to remind u. this moment is all we have.

i want u to feel safe with me.

i want to know u have my back, and i know that i have urs. i want you to be one of those few people i can be around and completely let my guard down sometimes...to be belly-up vulnerable with you, because i trust u.

i want u to trust me, when i make moves to care for you.

i wanna share back rubs, hugs and cuddles, and i want us to be cool with space when we need to breath. we're just so cool. we're not jealous. we're not paranoid. but if someone cracks now and then, it's okay and they get hugs and kisses for it. but then it's back to cool.

i want us to be strong enough in love to feel free being completely sappy and touchy feely in public...but i want it to rest on a foundation of monster strength. our love is anything but silly. anything but spineless.

i want those silly moments. i want those rainy days and those days when ur sick and i cancel everything i can to care for u. i want to sip on capri sun juicy drinks like we're five and walk through a long-forgotten ghost town, or along a white sands beach...or a star hike away from the city lights where we can see the milky way and feel how small we are...and how hugely lucky we are

i want u to love me like chocolate cake, rocky road ice-cream, white sand beaches, winning the lottery and the first rays of sunshine.

i want you to be as real as the rising sun, and meaningful as that achingly beautiful memory that haunts your dreams

(include a photo if you write, please)

Hi, I'm Alex and I am seeking a genuine, down-to-earth woman with a great sense of humor who enjoys intelligent conversations and who is looking for an emotional as well as intellectual and physical connection.

I am a 36 year old southern California native. Physically, I am 6'2", 195 lbs with brown hair and hazel green/brown eyes. Going to beaches, movies, nice restaurants, concerts, working out, weekend getaways and being active are loves of mine. I am hoping to finally go skydiving and bunjee jumping for the first time this year, and I also would love to learn to dance.

Ethnically, I am some type of caucasian mix...I have no affinity for ball sports or politics; nor do I have a political opinion or view. I don't have a "team" that I route for by any stretch of the imagination....I do enjoy going to Lakers games live at the Staples center when I come across tickets though....I have been a competitive athlete and have done martial arts, gymnastics, acrobatics, swimming and diving. Also I used to be a surfer and a skateboarder. I do enjoy snowboarding, roller blading or biking at the beach, and recently discovered that I enjoy jogging too.

For work I sell ink & laser cartridges for printers, copiers and fax machines to companies with at least 100 employees. I enjoy what I do and financially I am very stable and secure.

It would be great to meet a woman who is honest, silly, consistent, caring, and intellectually curious. If you are a strong-minded, independent, trustworthy and goal oriented woman; then I might be your guy.

It would be fantastic if you liked your job, had a place to live that you enjoyed, and are comfortable with yourself and who you are. I have been sober for 7 years and am a non smoker. I don't mind if you smoke or drink occasionally, not looking for anyone who has a drug or alcohol habit.

I am not looking for casual sex only or to jump into any type of committed relationship just yet. (However, I wouldn't be opposed to either one if the right person magically fell from the sky and read this ad) Lets get to know each other first and see how it goes.

Did I mention humor is a plus? :) I live on the beach in Ventura and work in Camarillo.

Please be over 18 and under 50. Interested? Call or text me! I can be reached by cell phone at area code three one zero, nine nine zero, two six seven two.

Thanks for reading and good luck in your search!

Alex

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I am looking for a nice woman to go an a boat trip with my two respectable friends, one of their girlfriends, and myself. We are leaving on the 18th and will return on the 19th. We plan to boat out to the Channel Islands, pick a nice harbor to stay in for the night, bbq and maybe do some snorkling in the morning. If you are interested, and a bit on the wildside, please reply.

looking for a down to earth woman...with no strings attach i just want to have fun

Hi

looking for a nice girl to make out with. NO SEX. just keep each other company and kiss the night away. Make out and feel like before a new day starts. IM SUPER CLEAN, SAFE, AND RESPECTFUL, i expct the same. Hope to hear from a nice person soon.

So, for starters, I'm not really hip to this whole CL thing but figured I'd give it a shot. I relocated to this area from Northern California a little over a year ago and in that time, I've had little luck meeting new people around here. Mainly because Thousand Oaks seems like it's full of either teenagers or 60+ year olds. I recently turned 29 and am 5' 8" tall. I guess I'd describe myself as a Chuck Taylor wearing, T-shirt and cuffed jeans type of guy but I still feel I have some form of fashion sense.
I'd say my biggest trait is my sense of humor. Once you get to know me you'll see that I love to make others smile and laugh. I'm pretty laid back and have a goofy sense of humor but that doesn't mean I'm lacking in care. I like to be a problem solver and take care of those around me. I'm pretty compassionate and would do most anything for those that I care about. I've always tried to surround myself with positive people that enjoy life and humor as much as I do. As for interests, I love many genres of music, such as Rock, oldies, classic Punk, Classic Country, some 80's - 90's hip hop, Rockabilly, etc. My favorites to listen to are The Clash, The Pixies, Johnny Cash and Frank Sinatra. I'm into art, sculpture, architecture, photography and am kind of a classic/vintage car and motorcycle nerd which are all reasons why I work in the automotive design industry. I love what I do for a living and worked long and hard to get where I am.

I'm pretty much looking for someone that's fun to hang out with and not afraid to let loose, laugh and have a good time. I love going out after work or on weekends to grab a drink, walk the beach or just go for a drive. But I can be just as happy making dinner at home and watching a movie with the right someone. She needs to be confident with herself and know what she want's out of life. A Fun personality is a must and being adventurous and energetic is a plus. As for appearance, I'm not after any certain "look" but someone who takes pride in their body/appearance is definitely nice. Tattoo's are totally ok, but not a must.

It's not that complicated really, I'm simply looking for someone that's fun, easy to talk to and spend time with, who will appreciate me and what I have to offer.

If any of this sparks your interest, send me a message and a pic.

I'm new in the area and looking for friends and we can see where it goes. I'm a very easy going guy that likes to joke around and have fun. I am 5'10", white and athletic. I enjoy anything to do with the outdoors; fishing, horses, motorcycles, basketball etc. I am open to anyone that just wants to have a good time.

Write a few words about yourself and send a pic.

Simple guy seeks simple girl.
Looking for a lady between 35 and 45 that is wanting to invest in a long term relationship.

Nothing too fancey, dress for comfort, designer nothing, know what you want and have the ability to express it.
I am thin, please be thinner, as a lady should be.
Send a picture and something about yourself.

Thanks

Hey u. Well I'm 33 but look much younger, 6'1, 190 , green eyes, shrt drk hair, tattoos. Going to school to be a Harley Davidson mechanic. I love hockey as I played back in the day, have lived in 4 states and countless cities. I'm down to earth, funny, educated, clean. I don't want to write a novel in here so send me some words and a pic gets mine. No slobs, married women, women with kids, or hefty women. Take care of u.