So, I had no clue what to put in the "posting title" - I just put the first thing that popped in my head. Yep, a giant Avocado that destroys robots.
Me, I'm 32, I'm single and the only "kids" that I have are the 4 legged kind. I have a job, a car and enjoy romantic walks at 3 am through Tiajuana alleys.
I loath that education connection commercial but find myself somewhat turned on by the chick in the commercial - I like Flo the progressive woman too!
I have tattoos, dance like a spastic retard, I'm 420 friendly but can go without it. I like video games. I consider myself artistic and paint and like doing "odd" things.
I'm not looking for a one night stand (unless you're offering it and are super hot), I'm looking for a friend right now, maybe someone to "date" but I'm not looking to
jump into a LTR right now (honestly just because I haven't been in one for years).
I like women that are close to my age or younger. No kids is a plus but I can put up with one (especially if he/she is cute). I'm not thin and don't expect someone else to
be thin also but please don't be 5'2" and 245lbs (or 28 stone or 747 Kilos).
Send a pic and pose with an Ipod (that way I know it's somewhat recent) - actually you don't need to do that but don't send your Highschool yearbook picks (unless you're still
in Highschool - then that's okay).

Hit me up if I haven't scared you off.
Ryan

I've heard those words used to describe me too many times to go on pretending I understand what it means-- but until I hear otherwise I am going to continue assuming it's a complement. ;)

I am a pretty laid back and easy to get along with, 420 frndly, have my own place, car, etc..
6'2" / dark eyes & hair / big build & a little snuggely ;)
Im into pool, movies, bars, and fun, but i like to hangout at home sometimes too.
I recently moved back to town! It's nice to be back!

I'm not really looking for anything specific... if you think we would get along and you have some time to kill this week send me a reply!
I already have plenty of married freinds, so no married chicks please ;)

I am real by the way, so if you could change the subject of your reply to "i am not a robot" or what ever ;) I can tell you're real too -- otherwise i will not reply.

Thank you for looking, good luck and be safe!

Ahh! that's not a picture of me! I just hate the idea of putting my picture up here ;) BUT i'll send you one if you would like ;) I promise i will not burn your eyeballs with ugly ! ;)

Ladies ,im Johnnie,40 years old,devorced. Is there any'' REAL LADIES '' left in Denver? I want to meet a lady who's real,honest,loyal . Im a man that knows how to treat a lady. if more information needed just ask.

Well, will have extra ticket if anyone wants to join. It is on 25th of September, so let me know and include your pic as well - and hoping you are into that kinda music so that we can have fun..

Hello there,

How are ya? I am black African male, single, fun, work ft, 37 but look younger, 5'7", average, no kids and I live alone in South Denver. I am looking for a normal drama free nice lady to get to know and just go with the flow. Age, Race, Shape don't matter to me because I am all about personality and character. Get back to me if interested to talk more.

Later

just moved to colorado..looking for someone to show me around and have fun with!

Ok so i have thought about doing this post for a while and here it is so lets see where this goes , I am 30 years old , live with roomates , just moved here from georgia 2 mo. ago , im a big collage football fan (go dawgs ) , UFC , camping , fishing , hiking ,movies and four wheeling , i also have and love tattoos so maybe we can get one together one day , i work on the weekends so my days off is during the week so going camping and skiing can be boring by your self if you know what i mean , im 5'8 with a few xtra pounds but i am working on that at the moment , i perfer you to be shorter then me is a must , im open to race of white, asian and latino , im very laid back and dont do drama so if you have a stalker or an X who causes you problems then dont reply to this post thankx. no drama here ..... i also like to hang out at your local bar for drinks , wings and pool , i do like to drink only on my days off , i do smoke but trying ti quit , i am not 420 freindly but dont mind if you are , my drug is life its self , it just will be better if i shared it with somebody who is like me..if something makes you mad then it makes me laugh , i like to think things are funny to me rather then get mad at things , i need a laid back person to hang out with for me to be comfortable and dont get mad easly , lets just laugh at the people who takes thing searously , RIGHT....anyways if this post strikes you in anyways then send an email and put in your favorite collage football team so i would know your not spam so thanx for reading and hope to here from you soon ......

Short and sweet. Looking for someone to enjoy a sunset boat ride at Chatfield on Wednesday. Key ingredients are laughing and sharing life's funny moments. No commitment. Need first mate. Looking for friendship. You bring the wine, I'll burn the gas. Wednesday night works for me. Don't be a drug addict, hooker, weirdo. I am a normal person that wants some friendship outside my circle.

im 20 yrs old i have a job im looking for the girl i can call mine im not looking to pay games or mess around i am looking for a relationship i know how to treat a girl like she should be treated i have been hurt alot in the past i just wanna be happy is that to much to ask for??????????? body type age or looks dont bother me aslong has u dont have drama in youre life and thats it i love music movies tattoo's lol i have 2 tatts and 2 piercings so if this is u let me know SO U WILL KNOW IM REALL AFTER U EMAIL ME I WILL GIVE U MY PHONE NUMBER

I JUST WANNA BE HAPPY AND MAKE THE GIRL IM WITH HAPPY

"Its been a long day, I am in the woods.... and doing what we do in the woods"

And, since everyone asks, " Yes, we really do prefer Ultra Soft to Ultra Strong Charmin by a wideass margin"

If you are barely hanging in there, thanks... and here is a flower that did not burn. because

" Only you can prevent florist fires "

OK, that was to attract hot chicks in the woods.....

now for the serious part:

Thanks to all the firefighters and forest service folks who are fighting the Boulder Canyon Fires. Be careful, and God bless.

Especially the real cute forest ranger babes. We love ya!

hey ,all ladies who feel the need to have fun,sex and continue with me in a long term relationship should just drop me a line.
Dont need any theatricals here,I need real people ,age ,race and kids doesnt matter.Just make sure you are comfortable in life ,and very independent,with no dangerous lifestyle.
ok I guess that is it ,and send me ur pix ,and I will return same courtesy.

u emaild me yesterday for some reason i cant reply.i would truely like to meet u

I was just looking to meet someone to enjoy a bike ride! Possibly turning into my only riding partner! Must be 25 to 45, attrative and respond with pics!

Thanks, ttys.....Jeff

Just looking for drinks tonight and whatever but I would like a long term relationship... but it is my birthday and I don't want to celebrate alone tonight. I was born and raised in the south by my grandparents in NC. I am out here by way of the Army, which I have been in for 6 years. I am in school for sports medicine with the aspirations of having the army pay for med school so I can become an orthopedic surgeon. I love being outside and getting away from the city, I am definitely not a city boy, but that doesn't mean that I do not enjoy the culture and some of the things the city has to offer. I love most all sports, and I love going to games. I play quite a bit of golf and I am on the Army softball team. I love going for drives in the mountains or going camping and fishing or horseback riding. I am just looking for someone that I can be myself around. I love country music and classic rock, and I love going to concerts.. When I am with a woman I always give her my all, I will not lie, cheat or ever and I mean ever hit a woman. I was raised better than that and would never do that. With me chivalry is not dead, I know cheesy but it is true. I have never done drugs, not even pot and I am not going to start now. It just isn't worth it, and with me being in the Army I cannot do it anyway. I am 26 today, 185lbs, 6'1", brown hair and blue eyes. I do not really know what else to say, so if you want to know more please feel free to ask and I hope to see you tonight....

What's up there beautifuls?

I'm 33, 6' 2", cute, fit, sporty, athletic, intelligent, ambitious, global, inspiring, empowering...

Some pics with personal info and or your facebook profile link.

Thank you

Muah

Looking for someone who loves to have fun. Not afraid to live life. Not up tight, and set in their ways, where they have no imagination. I believe you only have one life, soooo Live it, love it.
Someonebeautiful on the inside as much as the outside. One without the other is just sad. Not really looking for anyone really with more than one kid, if any. Only because I want your attention.
Looking to meet new, and interesting people. Just hanging out, or going out, or even interesting conversation. It's up to you. 18 - 39 drop me a line, anytime, just dont act like your 9.
Iam 6'3" green eyes, brown hair. 290 lbs. Latino . Yes, I do have tattoos, and long hair. Never been married, never been to prison. Raised my only son without his BM, since he was 6 months old. He's 18 now, and taller than me. We both do tattoos & piercing's / body Art. Certainly no Angel, but surely not psycho. Just lovable, ha, ha... Will exchange pics with you, if you send me one, or some of you. Not looking for any pros, or prudes, so no pic, probably no reply... Would really like to meet you. Tell me about you, and ask anything you want to know. I'm a lover not a fighter, but come on, you read my stats. I dont like to give shit, but I have never taken it .
Anyway , I'm as harmless as a pussy kat, as long as I'm with the rite cat... If you think you like to have fun, And your up for a good time. Contact me... I'll contact you, it could be interesting. ?

Hello,

Well i'm wondering if there is a good women out there for me? I'm 50 self employed, confident, driven, witty and above all honest, i'm originally from Miami been here 18 years, and in search of a women between the ages of 38-50 who's real and not afraid to be herself and just and all around good person. I'm also a person that takes care of himself. I do smoke and i'm also 420 friendly.
I'm 5'8 190

P.S. Ladies no picture no reply, and please put wonder on the subject line.

So I just got my liscense back, and I had to give up all my old buddies because we got in alot of trouble so Im looking to rebuild my social life, I stay sober and know how to get down, I love to go dancing, movies, dinner and bars. Its kinda awkward explaining myself over the computer by I'll give you what I know, Im very loyal, thats the only thing that matters to me, I take care of my friends and will always do the right thing. Im not afraid to be honest, and I would stick up for anybody, Im the type of guy that would rather be a girls best friend than a boyfriend, so if ur lookin for a solid guy, let me know.

I just moved back to Colorado and looking for someone to hang out with and have fun with. Pease be over the age of 25 and under 45 thanks please send pic to get pic back

The 4 "S" cards were put on the table so I don't waste your time.

My life is as drama free as I can keep it and I am a man of simple means. My day starts and ends with prayer. No, I'm not a bible thumper or fanatic, I just believe there's something greater than myself.
I do smoke and may quit some day. Just thought I'd be fair and let you know it's not today.
Being semi retired and single, I watch my dollars just like everyone else in this economy.

My weight(150) is proportionate to my height(5'9"). Being 55, I am no "18 year old stud" and gravity has not been kind. There's also a few stray bulges than keep showing up.

Going to the mountains, camping, local events, and a walk in the park make up my free time.

I'm just looking to meet a lady that fits somewhat(we're all different) in the "4 "S " or at least can live with mine.
Starting out with coffee (see if we can stand each other), then perhaps dinner and a movie, and see what happens from there.

Of course there is the 5th "S"card in the hand and I feel very strongly about that one also.
That card comes later and is always the most beautiful and exciting.

If you're interested, send a short email titled " 5 s'"and I'll send a picture right back.(to many scammers collecting pictures and such)

We can start to chat after that and then hopefully you will choose to send me your picture.

Thanks for reading my ad.